Ah yes, delay it long enough so that it can’t take effort until after the midterms. They should do what republicans do, just ignore it and carry on as before.

Ah, good

What are the odds his attempts fail again?

Didn’t take them long

I always found them incredibly stupid looking

I’ll be honest, the fact that you can’t call a liar a liar in parliament is, to me, a fucking joke.

Couldn’t make this up

Russia's invasion of Ukraine crippled the Russian economy, humiliated their military, and made Ukraine a world leader in drone tech.
America's invasion of Iran is crippling the global economy, humiliated their military, and made Iran richer than ever.
Doesn't seem fascist invasions work well lately.

Earth Day feels like a good day to have finished reading Project Hail Mary.

Trump shuts down the investigation into his own 'assassination' attempt. #MAGA why would he do that? Think hard on that, I'll wait.🤔

Satanists should demand to post their Eleven Commandments too then (which are superior in my opinion).

churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules...

See how this works?

MAGA does it: It'a legal

Democrats do it: It's illegal

MAGA goals are authoritarianism and establishing a criminal state.

Don't look at what they say, look at what they do.

SAVE act failed in the Senate today!!!

“None of the Iranian delegation has arrived or even flown to Islamabad for negotiations with the US at the moment”
- Iranian State TV

Iranian channels also posted the Mr. Bean meme with JD Vance edited in to mock the situation.

💯

I agree, the tone he took was completely unnecessary and reeked of misogyny imo. Especially when contrasted with his attitude towards Anderson.

Treating them like suckers and losers

Trump just accidentally filmed a campaign ad for Democrats. He told Virginia voters that if they pass fair redistricting maps, the GOP will lose the House and Democrats will actually pass legislation. Don’t threaten us with a good time, Donald.

Pentagon Disturbed as Its Fleet of Drones Is Left Bobbing in the Ocean When Elon Musk's Starlink Fails The US Navy has had multiple high-stakes drone tests thwarted by spotty and unreliable connectivity to Starlink satellites.

"You see, Timmy, in my day, American products were reliably high quality and the Chinese imports were cheap or defective.

"Sure, Grandpa. Next you'll tell me that you did your own homework instead of just subscribing to BlackboardGPT!"

futurism.com/space/pentag...

Bingo. Trump is exactly the kind of immature idiot who would do that. “They did very well, and they were always calling me, so it was me all along. What’s yours is mine”.

‘just how central was Peter Mandelson to the Starmer project’ is a question that is becoming increasingly close to being permissible, and I think Starmer is 100% done once it starts being asked

I love that even Starmer's biggest fans start every defense with 'he's not perfect but' because they know deep down he's got nothing

Despite all their weapons and training and bravado, cops are for the most part pathetic putrid cowards, like all bullies.

Reform to tell museums how to display history in 'frightening' election pledge

Fears have been raised by a UK charity after Reform UK pledged they would tell museums how to display history in a 'frightening' election pledge

Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) * ... @magyarpeterMP Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then - on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office.

Hungary’s Péter Magyar issues an ultimatum.

I know you’re a fan of Kier, but I’m not playing your game. Lindsay ordered her out of the house, with unnecessary viciousness. Lee was politely given the option to stay. Sultana was only given the choice to take it back and leave or not take it back and be officially suspended, that’s it.

Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford 4m Olly Robbins' bombshell evidence so far: * The Cabinet Office suggested there was no need to vet Mandelson *at all* * No 10 applied 'constant pressure' on Mandelson to approve Mandelson's appointment and took a 'dismissive' attitude to vetting * Mandelson was given access to the FCDO building, to low classification IT and to 'higher classification briefings' before he was granted security clearance * No 10 showed **no interest** in the actual vetting. The entire focus was on getting Mandelson to Washington as quickly as possible

lol

He was ridiculously hostile to her right from the start. Sneeringly hostile. Lee was given the chance to take it back and sit down, Sultana was immediately ordered out. He really let himself down and showed his true colours there.

Know the work rules comic. Panel 1: Appropriate Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.” Panel 2: Inappropriate Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”