This place needs an algorithm and a sense of humor

WAIT A MINUTE THEYRE DOING IT FOR REPUBLICANS? THEYRE NOT EVEN FEEDING MEMBERS OF THEIR COMMUNITY THEYRE JUST PUTTING A TACO TRUCK OUTSIDE AND GOING "THAT OUGHTA DO IT" GOD DAMN IT I HATE THESE STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUST HELP SOMEBODY LITERALLY ANYONE

This is the best part about being in your 30s.

A lot of you are ungrateful

Every time I remember this site exists I wanna put a nerd in a locker

This frictionless environment is never going to generate the fun-per-minute we used to have on Good Twitter

I’m still on Twitter bc nobody on this app has any fun

Lobos beat MSU pls

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

he's so fucking sick omg

🎶"shes got weeeed, and she knows how to smoke ittt"🎶

just invented a new depression treatment called "ZZ Top Therapy" where i smoke a joint and blast my skull with ZZ Top songs as loud as my headphones will go

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

How mylo treats me minutes after I just fed him

Would kill to be down like 25 lbs rn

There’s still time

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking delicious

They made an e commerce site with just HTML???

That must’ve been a security nightmare if it even worked at all. HTML is not a programming language, it’s hypertext markup.

I’ve lowkey avoided crashing out on main really well this year. You guys should be proud of me

Enjoy the ride! Gonna be eager to see how they do in the big east tournament and the natty

Rick Pitino really turned that team around. Saw them play my Lobos at MSG and they kicked the shit out of us lol

everybody has to know how much i like the first american football record

Gonna shoot myself in the face if sound soup doesn’t ask me to do a fucking album list

i have dug the arrow out of my back. I am picking back up the weapon that put it there. i am on petfinder. i am looking at the sweetest of faces. i am nocking another arrow, and i am aiming it at myself. i am emailing the adoption counselor

having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all

Very very very bad writing.

Worse than using the word ‘very’ three times in a row

These mfers cannot write a headline without making convoluted word salad.

Controlled opposition fr

I haven’t tried it but everybody whose opinion I respect loves it and is addicted.

This is why games like Marvel Rivals and Balatro are so popular. There’s no bullshit to get to the gameplay