Occasional reminder that you don’t need to take your dog EVERYWHERE. That includes the grocery.

Amazon: Delivers product in it's own box.

Returning to Amazon: We need you to put that box inside of a box so it doesn't get damaged.

So Chuckie is continuing to be a worthless sack of shit, got it.

All of us are dissociated and dissociating to make it through today. I hope you give yourself and others grace.

If only you were one of the most powerful people in the country. Too bad you're just a random dude calling into CNN.

Mine too, sadly.

That feeling where you want to ask about some trainings you don't have access to but also wonder if it's worth wasting your time if armageddon happens tonight.

Not holding my breath on 'disobey orders' with these cowards.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

let's be clear about what's happening: donald trump and benjamin netanyahu, whose countries have been committing genocide in gaza since 2023, unilaterally started a war with iran, and are now threatening genocide there.

remember those other branches of government

I used strongbox for my work phone at the previous job, it worked pretty well. I'm testing Vaultwarden right now as self-hosted, but probably going to pay for Bitwarden as there's always a chance that my internet or power could go out with no backup server.

Ran into a former coworker at Costco tonight and from how it sounds getting the hell out of that shit hole was one of the best decisions I’ve made.

It's still Monday, right?

Got banned from the 1password
subreddit for calling out their garbage customer support. Happy Monday! Time to see about self-hosting a password manager.

We could’ve had this intelligent supremely qualified leader in the White House instead of a dangerous psychopath. I’ll never regret voting for her.

He means it this time.

I need to trim my bush so my deck looks bigger.

I…didn’t even enter my email.

Hello! Welcome to our website! Please take a look around.

HEY CAN WE SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS?

HEY HOW ABOUT THAT EMAIL ADDRESS FOR 3 CENTS OFF A PURCHASE OF $200 OR MORE?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING????

You never hear him say "Joe ROBINETTE Biden," "Bill JEFFERSON Clinton," or "Jimmy EARL Carter," oddly enough. 🤔

When I fill out your contact us form and provide a lot of detail of what I'm needing, and then you call and ask 'what can I do for you', you lost the business.

She's a great cartoonist

I'll bet the new trash company could reduce the amount of calls they get if they had a calendar on their website like the old one did. Is my recycling an even or an odd week?

Live updates: Trump estimates US will be done in Iran in 2 to 3 weeks U.S. President Donald Trump said the military could end its Iran offensive in two to three weeks and will shift responsibility for the Strait of Hormuz to countries that rely on it for oil and shippin...

Boy, we haven't heard '2-3 weeks' from this fuck stick before have we? apnews.com/live/iran-wa...

Lack of planning for the growth in the area, which has been rapidly growing since I was a kid.

*off ramps

Remember like not even 10 years ago when the 465 and 31 interchange on the north side was completely redone? Why the fuck have they already torn out one of the offerings?

#nice