I got some new pants to fart in and I haven’t posted on here in a hot minute so enjoy

So that’s what we’re calling it now… my neighbors usually call it a noise complaint

Oh I know that ass farts from previous evidence posted 🤣

🤣I don’t think I could ever admit that aloud

Haha I didn’t realize that’s what was wrong for the longest time when my pants were tight until I started farting for the internet then people asked me how I was losing so much weight. “Thanks I’ve been farting more.” 🤣🤣

Glad I’m not the only one who farts to get their pants to fit better 🤣

I shook my butt while ripping and it made it sound wobbly

Hell yeah

Yes it’s been very chatty lately… the last few nights I’ve had 9 in a row or 5 or more

Okay now it’s just showing off.. literally couldn’t stop the rapid fire here you can’t hear the last few but it was 9 farts in a row 😳

I guess it wanted to show off some more #fartfetish

Damn my ass looks fat tonight 😳 #fartfetish

I’ve been doing a little fart tracker where I tick off every time I fart yesterday and today. Yesterday was 47. Today was 63 farts. Majority of these are after work too 😅

Not my ass being too big to fit on camera again.. #fartfetish

Just a casual 25 second rip give or take.. I really want to buy a clear chair to pass gas on but they’re so expensive. I found a decently priced fold up style one could add to my throne if you guys wanted to raise funds for it 😅 #fartfetish

I didn’t know it was possible 😅I think my ass keeps getting bigger though somehow so I guess it should be possible then

When your ass jiggles while you pass gas #fartfetish

My stomach hurts a lot tonight. I took fibre pills a couple nights ago and I’m regretting it these past few nights since. I recorded across the room with this one and my butt up in the air to try and get some relief from the gas pressure. #fartfetish

Last night’s gas #fartfetish

Fartin on my roommate’s door #fartfetish

34 second fart from last night. Had to have some pauses to breathe to keep it going but it is just one gas pass. My stomach has been super full of methane recently. #fartfetish

It’s my birthday today thank my gassy ass for its birth 🤣

I’m trying to eat healthier but my stomach doesn’t really agree with this plan. My gas smells vile tonight like hot rotting eggs. This was all gas from tonight #fartfetish

Okay sure thing Jan…

I’ve still been having head spins so I decided to go for a massage today hoping that would help. They said we’d focus on neck and shoulders but then said oh your back is tight too and then they started massaging into my ass cheeks and I know you all be frothing in jealousy 🤣

Yup I had to see how “little” these were and ain’t nothing little about em

I love a good walking fart, how about you? 💨 #fartfetish

I think my butt is getting bigger…

Here’s some on command farts plus a real one I had to let out before going back to on command ones 😅 #fartfetish

Welp.. it’s official gang.. I got pneumonia 🫠

The dr gave me some aggressive antibiotics and told me I had to eat with them or I’d throw up guaranteed cause they make you really nauseous with how aggressive these ones are so fantastic news for someone with emetophobia.