This is when I say "sorry I can't make it, but I've set up some 1:1 time for us to recap, as it sounds urgent" and then schedule it at 8pm.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

Before leaving, I do a walkthrough of my home and take pictures of things I'd otherwise be worried of. i take photos to prove the stove is off, coffee maker is off, the garage and windows are closed, thermostat is set properly.

I went to college in LA. A core memory is going to some of the giant one-screen theaters in Westwood to see big new releases with my college friends. I'd love to recapture that but yeah, either it's gone or I've aged out. Maybe a little of both.

This was my justification when I was 16 and in my "brutally honest" (read: asshole) days.

There's a word for people who supported the German National Socialist party because of their economic anxiety or because they found the leader charismatic or because they didn't pay that close attention to the news.

That word is "Nazi."

Stormy night tonight!

Sometimes I remember that there are people I've been mutuals with since 2009-2010, and it's incredible that they're still around and, more importantly, that we've followed each other on all the platforms we've been on.

Even though we don't talk much, or at all, it feels good.

🔥

Private credit, public bailout

It's possible!

A screenshot: "🎉 You're saving $0.00 by going paperless."

Sometimes you've gotta celebrate the small victories.

Photo of my pink chastity cage

Loving the aesthetic of my new cage~

Flighty screenshot showing a diverted flight and cancelled flight

Routing showing Seattle to Chicago to Dallas to Houston to Pittsburgh

Today I was supposed to travel from Seattle to Pittsburgh. My connection got canceled so they tried to route me through Houston but weather meant we got diverted to Dallas. So maybe I'll get there by tomorrow afternoon if I'm lucky.

It doesn't seem like a bad move, but I honestly don't know where the Jets really start in a rebuild. With the Raiders taking Mendoza, I guess there are no great QB options this draft.

Wondering if trying to trade down for a load of picks might suit them better?

Yerf~

Age verification?

LOAD "*",8,1

Does the maple leaf cookie TF me into a Canadian? If so, that might be the way to go...

It's pretty slick styling in here!

I'm on Kauai for a work event. Not too shabby!

I appreciate the compliments!

Yeah, let's get more Fettermen! I love having someone with a (D) in their name on the news laundering the shit the Republicans are doing.

I swear to god, we fall for this shit every other cycle.

Oh, so you expect Blue Dogs to what... defang ICE in any way?

Oh yeah, he's the guy who wouldn't endorse Kamala for president.

Apparently it's an IMPORTANT 10% difference.

Trump supporters know how unpopular they are, so a lot of them will now try the "aw shucks gee I'm just a centrist asking questions."

Fire those bad faith actors into the sun.

Things you don't want to hear on your long-haul flight: "There's an issue with the aircraft so we're going to dump fuel and head back."

I'm sure I could squeeze you in during the holidays.

Schedule-wise, I mean...

Just found out my dad is now permanently missing a left index finger.

Be careful with power saws, folks.

Staying at the TWA Hotel at JFK. What a view!

That's rough. Silver lining is that it sounds like there's room to make a huge impact.