Nothing more poodle than that last shot of him bouncing by. 😂

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

Politicians who represent the best interests of the people they serve. What a novel idea. Who is this sorceress?

a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face ALT: a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face

For once I fully support Trump holding a grudge.

Kash: I'm suing the Atlantic because I am nowhere near as trunk as they drink I am!
Hegseth: I'll drink to that! Keg stands! WHOO!
Kash: WHOO!
Hegseth: HELL YEAH!

Great, a new way to make the most vulnerable suffer. What a strange superpower to have.

Did he run the law petri dish twice to be sure it didn’t react?

*speaker crackles* Attention please! If you are a member of the government and are a sex pest of any persuasion, please gather your things and proceed in an orderly fashion to the exits…

I will straight-up Crane Kick any Gen Xer voting red.

This.

Anyone who thinks humility is an option for a malignant narcissist doesn't understand science...oh...right.

I wonder how Leonard Leo and his Catholic Supreme Court feel about all this...

Hold my beer…

I have a border collie/poodle mix that does the same thing - mostly napkins, clothes and kitchen towels...

When Orban refuses to leave office, we should take notes on how they handle it.

Who is that "truth" for? Which starving constituents are thinking "Oh YEAH! Money for Hungary!! WHOO!"
Wait, maybe they're just literally hungry?

I have one of these.😂

Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂

TT: McKenna

This made my day! 😂

Yesterday they sat around laughing at the idea women might not want to housewives….real highbrow stuff.

And now here I am in the awkward position of cheering on Tucker effing Carlson.

Me, the blonde to the right, in 1973, learning the skills I'll need as a future English major.

(my father on left, little friend Kelli and her dad on the right) #author #books

I wonder who gave him the phrase “paper tiger” cause it sure as hell wasn’t him.

This dog refuses to leave the park 😂

Woke up with Yoda as a psychiatrist joke in my head, voice and all.

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An orange tabby cat lying on a floor with sunlight creating a charging icon pattern on its back. Transcribed Text: Bro is fully charged 😂

Wednesday

When Archer is falling asleep, we like to pretend he's a drawbridge constantly besieged by pesky sailboats. #dogs

They can’t afford computers anymore.

What a good dog