The fact that they're doing a Dwarf Fortress Secret Lair is insane, what an absolutely unpredictable move.

bsky.app/profile/mtgs...

it is with great regret and dismay that i must reclassify the [what if breaking bad was an anime dub] style parody videos that i previously called "weirdly out of date with modern dub standards" as "fair enough, they still do that sometimes"

Aren’t these guys League players? Didn’t think Evo would go to shit this quickly, impressive work.

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How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

I think I want to give the horse cake more than I have ever wanted to give anything to anyone in my whole life. If you don’t know what this in reference to, you’re better off. You don’t need that sadness in your life.

The retro April Fools homepage is over, but surprise: We got such a positive response that we've permanently archived it for you.

aprilfools.scryfall.com

You can look at all of our old jokes and you can bookmark these pages to use as your home page! The [NEW] links will even stay updated.

This is so, so well-articulated.

[Not an April Fools joke] We've deployed tighter rate limits for the Scryfall API, please review them if you're a developer: scryfall.com/docs/api/rat...

The limits keep the API free and fair for everyone. Please, please consider using the bulk data instead of the live API wherever you can.

We're looking at preserving it an option, but we'll see.

Loving all the new functions on this scryfall.com update, we've been missing an mp3 player for so long.

toby fox exists in a special kind of hell i will call “the mcelroy zone” where a huge number of people latched onto his work when they were teenagers and every misstep of his is the end of their world

Could be worse

Them yoinking the previous aerial assists entirely from Tokon is also wild to me. Now you have completely different ground-targeting aerial assists in addition to the normal ones being callable in the air. Those old animations for the version they used in the betas are (I think) just totally gone.

It's so funny. If *I* were to receive an award for reporting on FGC news from a company owned by a guy who famously had a critical journalist assassinated and his body cut to pieces, I'd wonder what it said about my life choices.

Money and "prestige" are overwhelming motivators I suppose!

Like, a good chunk of the FGC is approaching, "but I grew up with Harry Potter and it's not like I support what JK Rowling says. I'm going to keep liking Harry Potter. I'M not hurting anyone," kinda dedication to EVO.

An azra holding up a banner and excited to see Grothama, All-Devouring.

Grothama's #1 fan. Love that big gross wurm. #art #MTG

favorite part of my C2E2 table is the nanao bin

If you use GitHub (especially if you pay for it!!) consider doing this *immediately*

Settings -> Privacy -> Disallow GitHub to train their models on your code.

GitHub opted *everyone* into training. No matter if you pay for the service (like I do). WTH

github.com/settings/cop...

b&w photo of Akira Kurosawa (far right of the frame) standing, seen from the knees up, smiling at Mifune who is on the far left of the frame, seen from the waist up in side view with katana over his left shoulder, Seven Samurai village in background

anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai

2x2 grid Peter, Parker: Spider-Man Not Peter, Parker: Peni Parker Peter, Not Parker: Star-Lord Not Peter, Not Parker: Ms. Marvel #marveltokon

telling apart your amazing guardians

nvidia unveils "mind blowing" new upscaling technology

a fake riso illustration in blue and pink of a shrimp or prawn or whatever throwing pottery at the wheel. the brand of wheel is SHRIMPO as a play on the popular brand SHIMPO

shrimpo #art

This whole USA "grr dont be nice to people" shit is so funny juxtaposed with the DR giving hugs all the time and celebrating everything

getting taco bell in a van with the beastmen of crumbling farum azula. one hundred dollars worth of chicken quesadillas

screamed hams YouTube video by feyerbrandx

Well Seymour, I finally made it, despite everyones objections.

youtu.be/rQnzFQutpdY

@zorak.bsky.social might find this relevant to their interests

Man why are some of these bosses so fun and others so ass

The overreliance on spawning adds or sticking gauntlets + long ass runbacks on fights is crazy when there's some real gems of boss design in here