Underwear selfie in the PureGym mirror. A coat hangs ominously in the background

We are truly making some progress now ❤️

This is such an aesthetic 🔥

Had a lovely evening with friends but going to bed at 430 only to have to get up at 10 for the in-laws coming was not a vibe 🫨

Lotta people be fucking in the summer and having spring babies?

The new show: City Council of Darkness is wonderful, thoroughly recommend

Siobhan Thompson you queen, you always feed me 🙏

I can remortgage from next week. The dread is palpable

Topless selfie in the PureGym mirror, beside the budget hairdryers

Not a bad workout after a weekend of debauchery 💪

Incredible!

They played the entire album in New Union on Thursday

Kneeling on a pentagram in an escape room doing a demonic summoning

Not right now sweetie, mommy's summoning demons xx

I cast enemies abound

I'm gonna have you fired from a canon

Thank you love 😊

Butt out in the bathroom mirror of the Chinese Restaurant

Don't worry I saved you all some birthday cake 🎂🍑

Off work until Tuesday 🥳

My queen, my diva

Topless selfie in the PureGym mirror, chest is chesting

34 trips around the sun today 🎈

Oh yes you are!

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

Maybe there's an airship in the underworld too

Don't tempt me. I've had a funky idea involving airships and then D20s Cloudward Ho happened and it felt too much like plagiarism

Would you accept airship?

It's not a mansion!

If you have online you can play the first one on the GameCube on switchonline

It's okay. Probably the worst one in the series though

It means "a moment on the lips (20g), a lifetime on the hips (165g)"

New season of The Boys on Wednesday!

Still so very hungover. I fear this may be it