The barf at the end was classic.

Note, surveillance pricing was originally created in bars filled with single people.

“As everyone knows, I am an extremely brilliant person.”

Gee, no hubris here.

Asshole.

Every Thursday and Friday night!

Washington is pretending to look busy with phony investigations—but don't let them distract you from the cover-up.

The Epstein files remain hidden, and Pam Bondi still hasn’t appeared for questioning.

No hearings. No deposition date. No answers.

Lunch. No apologies.

Just culturally alone, I can’t see you in the suburbs.

Oh no! That sounds absolutely horrible! Don’t do it! And don’t get a really good Bordeaux while you’re there either!

(i’m older-than-oldest-school. I’ll strut around the cafeteria like a gangster because I’ve got a 4800 BAUD modem to do IRC with.)

I once went to jail because someone near me at a party said “ascertain” while talking about football.

Will DM you when I do. I have a second monitor. I have to hook up to my PC for the chatting stuff!

Everyone loves your marshmallows! They are very fluffy and marshmallow-ey!

Preach it, sister!

Dear gods, I have the biggest crush on that woman!

What happens if you say “irregardless”?

Argh! I really have to get going on discord someday.

Boop!

Hugz

Yaaaaay! Naked coffee!

UPDATE: Trump has yet to acknowledge Virginia Democrats’ win in today's redistricting referendum.

The silence comes after he warned Monday it could “be a disaster” if Virginians approve the plan, which aims to counter GOP gerrymandering gains. https://bit.ly/4cZgqEohttps://bit.ly/4cZgqEo

A sign from the gods tonight.

Will put me over the hump.

Nice!

On a wire.

Education is never wasted.

Well, yah!

I hear they can’t ride in cars!

*whew*

Yeah. It was….

*ow! My arthritis!*

LeeLoo agrees.

I ❤️ this.