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Posts by isla

i'm seeing the: Roast Pork Sandwich - 14 Hour Porchetta Rubbed Roast Pork, Italian Long Hot & Broccoli Rabe Relish, Roasted Garlic Aioli, Melted Provolone, Seeded Semolina.

beautiful

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have fun!!

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what if i looked at the citi field dining guide.

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what if i went to the mets game tomorrow or thursday.

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they should simply eat the other team when the opposing team least expects it.

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[slow snare strikes isolated with a soft, mourning voice] the... wheels... on the bus... go...

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if i don't put a quarter on the door's handle with a piece of paper under it, the man with the large burlap sack will slip into my room and bag me. that doesn't happen in my home. i'll never get bagged at home.

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getting home is so nice, you don't have to do all the instagram hotel tricks to avoid being human trafficked

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yeah its all fun and games when you say trans woman shouldn't tuck, until its small and looks like a weird brussels sprout in a lady's pants. then everyone thinks she is either a sloppy eater or sloppy cook depending on their assumption if the brussels sprout is prepared or raw

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one day we will be free. one day we will no longer be forced to bend over slightly to highlight our decolletage for everyone to see. one day they'll have to talk up to us.

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its the perfect plan. through unemployed men who only play video games, we will raise the birthrate.

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i am tall, busty, gorgeous, wonderful to talk to, and yet still no one will allow me to just have a 40mm grenade launcher

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i think its very rude of the MTA to not offer a subway service for rats

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if i get one of the positions i interviewed for, i will be celebrating at my favorite little restaurant in Enemy Territory and having steak frites and a cocktail.

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I will be buying Marathon tomorrow. I am willing to eat shit about my previous statements now that I am feeling unfulfilled by BF6 not being more nutty

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when you are not dealing with misery and disaster 24/7, sometimes its nice to not be jaded about going into the city. please ignore the first picture is taken right next to trump international plaza. my interviews were not there.

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walking home

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honestly been too long since someone threw me a pizza party or presented me with an ice creamed cake.

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if things go correctly, my job will become “The Beach”

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walking home

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technically did two interviews at once and nailed them both

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okay so i have two interviews that are now managable to do in one location.

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i think at least. oh my stomach is still in knots

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hes thinkin it’s his chair

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oh boy, I had two interviews booked together and have untied that knot successfully.

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this has neera tanden hovering three feet above the ground with arcs of lightning connecting her and every internet connected device to retweet it

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pop music is, has been for several decades, made by the same five norweigan men with a heavily tuned mathematical algorithm to create a hit song. every artist is technically capable but only launched based on their ability to play to kayfabe and sexual appeal to the majority of consumers.

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compiling shaders

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i may pay 39.99 plus tax to have my big plate of crows for breakfast and try marathon

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took the big carafe for coffee pour overs, made a mix of cocoa powder, sugar, salt, and corn starch and made a big hot chocolate. its not illegal.

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