WOULD? WOOD!

through no fault of my own, i am practically on time for work

awww 🥹 how lovely! I can't wait to try shrimping the shawarma, (and i gotta look up that middle on)

oooh, how would you incorporate the tower as a tattoo? a literal tower? Something western?

"This Music May Contain Hope." is a habit-forming album and it won't cut me loose!

THANK YOU!!!

oh right. i'd tucked into a damn damp napkin so it wouldn't be all crispy and harsh. almost threw it away in my search 🫠

I was about to tear this room up, because it was RIGHT HERE. I found it 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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i lost the half blunt i was saving while I rolled a new one. 😩

420 goodie bags?? How fun!

sometimes ya gotta dance with the one that brung ya

oh i'm very poor, i'd leave for like $100,000

Homer making blunts

My friends are here!!

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Face warm. Tequila activating.

hey. someone make me one of those memes of Lois Griffin warily sideyeing a prescription pill bottle, but put the image of Raye's This Music Contains Hope album on it.

because, after 3 full run throughs yesterday, i am struggling mightily to not play it today

it was all a charade!

a scheme set up by Todd to get me to do work!

he just texted and asked me to roll it before he gets here. THAT IS BOY WORK?!

Mushrooms usually did to me what weed does to people on TV. Giggly and trippy and giddy and zoned out.

Rare is my bad trip.

OMG.

i assumed he was smoking it like people smoke cigars, which is what annoys me about cigars actually lol. why would you bother to smoke something you can't inhale?!

he was genuinely baffled, my gosh he's cute

Cutting remarks but absolutely right!

You take Wednesday Thursday, then just send him my way! we gonna have to share 🥴😅

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Same same!

for me, i like Claussen. It's a very high salt content and that's my pleasure. But Dietz & Watson is good, Grillos is also good, and i can tolerate a Mt. Olive in a pinch. Vlasic js my least favorite but still very doable. And i think i recently tried some yeehaw pickles that gave good juice.

was at a high school party.
smoked some hash in an aluminum foil bowl we called a tinny.
i drank jungle juice from a storage container,
sat outside of the make-out rooms and ate a few slices of bread "so I won't be hungover",
then walked home and snuck back in the front window.

it was pretty rad.

and dilute my delicious pickle juice?? waste not! I don't even need to be hungover for that. i pop downstairs to the fridge for a slug of #DatDill and think nothing of it!

oh yeah, hundred percent. it's a special occasion!

That's how I describe water from the sink that sat "too long" and now it tastes.. stale. Still drinkable. But not delicious and refreshing. That's my hangover water 🙃

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i was home for maybe 19 minutes before he called and said listen for the door.

he'd sent the weed man over!
what a guy.

Ehhh water can taste "old" or stale, depending on the source and how it's stored. but if I'm thirsty and need some water, i will accept quite a lot of iffy offerings. Dasani will see a surge like never before