Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by fakeconsultant

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep.
Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient.

As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears.
Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

5 hours ago 4317 990 33 30
Photo of a sculpture resembling a light brown deer walking left, its antlers extend into branches and leaves, all against a grey background

Photo of a sculpture resembling a light brown deer walking left, its antlers extend into branches and leaves, all against a grey background

Petal deer, 2012 by Ellen Jewett, sculptor known for her often surreal depictions of animals #WomensArt

5 hours ago 1671 221 4 18
Post image

They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.

1 day ago 8769 2075 426 85
Post image

This is Bill , 80

He’s contributing his wife’s recipe for relish ( in the 3 jars) to the Canberra Senior’s Centre “ memorable recipes “ book to be released at the end of the year

She “left” a decade ago but ensured Bill learnt the recipe(and others) so he wouldn’t “starve” after she passed

10 hours ago 3212 235 54 13
Post image

Rock In Peace Dave Mason, singer-songwriter and guitarist best known as a founding member of Traffic, and his solo career and work with George Harrison, the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, Fleetwood Mac, Leon Russell, and more. Gone to the big gig in the sky.

15 hours ago 2407 357 125 37

Over the past 20 years, Seattle lost the Sonics thanks to the stewardship of Howard Schultz, saw dozens of stores close while the company engaged in apparent union-busting, and steadily reduced its local headcount.

There's coffee everywhere, Seattle. Spend your money elsewhere.

16 hours ago 961 252 102 21
Post image

Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

19 hours ago 7297 1508 112 1
Post image

Look at this chart.

Tax cuts for the rich are a policy choice. Cutting the social safety net in exchange for them is a policy choice.

States like New York have an opportunity to help undo this trickle down nonsense by raising taxes on the rich (who will still be rich).

I hope Gov. Hochul does.

19 hours ago 3872 1463 89 57
Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one

Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
chaser.com.au/business/app...

9 hours ago 3451 475 65 25
Post image

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

22 hours ago 13053 2130 765 168
Advertisement

The neighbors invited us to a birthday party for their kiddo. Homemade street tacos, watermelon juice, a bouncy castle, a placid baby being passed around.

This is what the neighborhood should feel like.

17 hours ago 2691 137 34 4

Another close call at another airport. You know, the right relentlessly hammered Pete Buttigieg about stuff like this when he was in office, saying he was inexperienced and a DEI hire.

But now…..crickets. Nothing about the real world guy.

5 hours ago 1768 422 57 15

Two IDF soldier giving 30 days military detention after they were photographed smashing a statue of Jesus. FFS they are shooting children in the head! But a statue violation is worthy of more?

20 hours ago 3518 900 214 43
Post image
6 hours ago 5701 733 20 53

There is a complete discord between US news and the rest of the world. 3 different international news agencies report that Iran will not entertain any negotiations until the blockade of Iranian ports is lifted.

Do not believe anything the regime in the US is telling you.

7 hours ago 2215 639 117 35
Preview
Stephanie Salter, pioneering sportswriter and S.F. columnist, dies at 76 Stephanie Salter is widely acknowledged as the first in a lineage of women to cover Bay Area sports. She started at Sports Illustrated before moving on to the San Francisco Examiner and the...

One I hope every sports reporter reads, because Stephanie seldom is acknowledged. Because of her, I never doubted there was a place for women in sports media. From @annkillion Stephanie Salter, pioneering sportswriter and S.F. columnist, dies at 76 www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...

1 day ago 1208 301 19 5

Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.

We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.

Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.

6 hours ago 9191 1843 282 78
Preview
Ireland plans to offer 'generous' aid to Ukrainian refugees to bring them home Irish government plans to cancel housing contracts for Ukrainian refugees

The Irish government is so unsympathetic towards people invaded by russian barbarians that it is offering Ukrainians a 'generous' assistance package to help them return home, while also planning to terminate contracts for accommodating foreign refugees in Ireland.

10 hours ago 248 97 26 9
Advertisement
Post image

Impeachment, not the 25th. He is unfit for office, but his problems now are because he has surrounded himself with enablers and thinks he has no restrictions or consequences.

1 day ago 13840 2909 524 129

The people banning books are never the same people who actually read books.

8 hours ago 4863 841 125 0
Post image

The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...

1 day ago 13171 4759 635 258

So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

1 day ago 2770 636 89 36

“The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant and so devastating that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored because it cannot survive their being repeated.”

—Justice Robert H. Jackson, Chief American Prosecutor, Nuremberg, 1946

18 hours ago 1488 565 28 12
An image of a guy driving a Cybertruck. Superimposed over the image are the words: “The world’s three most unlikely things: 3) trump cares about others 2) Gravity takes a day off 1) Four women in a Cybertruck”.

An image of a guy driving a Cybertruck. Superimposed over the image are the words: “The world’s three most unlikely things: 3) trump cares about others 2) Gravity takes a day off 1) Four women in a Cybertruck”.

11 hours ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
Elon Musk summoned by French prosecutors after 15-month probe Paris prosecutors have been investigating a wide range of alleged abuses by X and its owner since January 2025. The billionaire has been summoned for a voluntary interview on Monday.

Elon Musk summoned by French prosecutors after 15-month probe

3 days ago 1163 395 53 35
11 hours ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
Testing finds toxic metals where Tesla discharges wastewater The drainage district that commissioned the testing has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the company, which says it is in compliance with all requirements for its state wastewater discharge permit.

I’m shocked. www.texastribune.org/2026/04/21/t...

18 hours ago 8194 3416 453 225
Post image

💙💙💙💙

17 hours ago 3878 724 95 43
Advertisement

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

17 hours ago 15231 3740 266 176