A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.
Posts by fakeconsultant
Photo of a sculpture resembling a light brown deer walking left, its antlers extend into branches and leaves, all against a grey background
Petal deer, 2012 by Ellen Jewett, sculptor known for her often surreal depictions of animals #WomensArt
They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.
This is Bill , 80
He’s contributing his wife’s recipe for relish ( in the 3 jars) to the Canberra Senior’s Centre “ memorable recipes “ book to be released at the end of the year
She “left” a decade ago but ensured Bill learnt the recipe(and others) so he wouldn’t “starve” after she passed
Rock In Peace Dave Mason, singer-songwriter and guitarist best known as a founding member of Traffic, and his solo career and work with George Harrison, the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Steve Winwood, Fleetwood Mac, Leon Russell, and more. Gone to the big gig in the sky.
Over the past 20 years, Seattle lost the Sonics thanks to the stewardship of Howard Schultz, saw dozens of stores close while the company engaged in apparent union-busting, and steadily reduced its local headcount.
There's coffee everywhere, Seattle. Spend your money elsewhere.
Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social
Look at this chart.
Tax cuts for the rich are a policy choice. Cutting the social safety net in exchange for them is a policy choice.
States like New York have an opportunity to help undo this trickle down nonsense by raising taxes on the rich (who will still be rich).
I hope Gov. Hochul does.
Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one
Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
chaser.com.au/business/app...
Settee down everyone, it's not that funny
The neighbors invited us to a birthday party for their kiddo. Homemade street tacos, watermelon juice, a bouncy castle, a placid baby being passed around.
This is what the neighborhood should feel like.
Another close call at another airport. You know, the right relentlessly hammered Pete Buttigieg about stuff like this when he was in office, saying he was inexperienced and a DEI hire.
But now…..crickets. Nothing about the real world guy.
Two IDF soldier giving 30 days military detention after they were photographed smashing a statue of Jesus. FFS they are shooting children in the head! But a statue violation is worthy of more?
There is a complete discord between US news and the rest of the world. 3 different international news agencies report that Iran will not entertain any negotiations until the blockade of Iranian ports is lifted.
Do not believe anything the regime in the US is telling you.
One I hope every sports reporter reads, because Stephanie seldom is acknowledged. Because of her, I never doubted there was a place for women in sports media. From @annkillion Stephanie Salter, pioneering sportswriter and S.F. columnist, dies at 76 www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...
Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.
We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.
Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.
The Irish government is so unsympathetic towards people invaded by russian barbarians that it is offering Ukrainians a 'generous' assistance package to help them return home, while also planning to terminate contracts for accommodating foreign refugees in Ireland.
Impeachment, not the 25th. He is unfit for office, but his problems now are because he has surrounded himself with enablers and thinks he has no restrictions or consequences.
The people banning books are never the same people who actually read books.
The Brits appear ready to shame the US news media into covering this, distracted as they are by gazing at their own navels ...
So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious
“The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant and so devastating that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored because it cannot survive their being repeated.”
—Justice Robert H. Jackson, Chief American Prosecutor, Nuremberg, 1946
An image of a guy driving a Cybertruck. Superimposed over the image are the words: “The world’s three most unlikely things: 3) trump cares about others 2) Gravity takes a day off 1) Four women in a Cybertruck”.
💙💙💙💙
So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out