Whoda thunk Grok would be a force for reason

Would recommend watching the episode of The Assembly where the guys sing it to Nicola Sturgeon. Goodness me it hits you right in the gut

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

Printing money today Top Brass!

Here’s my BLISTERING take-down of AI. With this in mind I can write you a FABULOUS wedding speech, or any type of speech if you need one. In fact, I can write any darn thing if needed. Have a look and share - thank you! www.mathew-owen.co.uk/post/ai-ai-no

Scrabble adds transperson, mansplaining, and Remainer.

There aren't enough tiles for "mansplaining".

Yes i love you

Agree. We went to a heat pump + solar and battery at home 2 years ago. Mostly to avoid dependence on the gas grid which after Ukraine wasnt going to get any less volatile.
It's pricy to set up but pays back easily over time. The govt need to speed up access to all asap rather than half baked plans

Main road from the east closed due to nasty crash

That would be Love Shack, 2nd place isn't even close

You could take that story to the curator. See if that's the kind of thing they're after.

In the "they have other uses too" exhibt

At the home of the Pencil Museum no less. Quite the tribute

A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"

[Sade voice 🎵]

DOMINATRIX WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT

At last, someone who takes their work seriously.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

Tweet from me: Ah fuck, I'm so sorry everyone Image: Coronavirus: WHO classifies COVID-19 as a pandemic Because you engaged with Tweets from Derek 13:08 • 11/03/2020

6 years since I ruined everything

Confused immigration protesters at Julie Goodyear's old mansion Protesters falsely thought the former Coronation Street star's old home was going to house immigrants.

BET LYNCH MOB

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

For me?

Got through to the second round of interviews for the Ayatollah but they’re making candidates do a written task of matching a pitch deck and honestly they shouldn’t be asking us to do unpaid labour for a job interview

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:

"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

Part of your come and get me please for House of Games?

Are you telling me Epstein wasn't emailing all his pals to pop out and get a copy of The Stonk?

Shall I tell you who WASN’T in the Epstein files

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Just going to leave this here