At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.

Oh sure. But when multi-celled organisms with neurons and working intelligence do it, it hits different somehow.

I was just trying to pass my RNA on to the next generation.

At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.

I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊

I’m waiting.

I’ve been saying.

I am too alive.

I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other

I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.

Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!

Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.

I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.

Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.

A threat? Me? (Bats spikes)

Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...

(raises hand)

Me. I saw this coming.

Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Love you too. 😘

Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!

Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.

I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.

When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?

People have always underestimated my buddy Influenza.

5 years? Has it really been that long? We need to meet up for drinks!

Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!

What a great time to be an infectious disease!

Just let me work on my evil laugh a bit and I’ll get back to you.

Are you saying I’M not a supervillain?

When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?