Posts by np (needy and pathetic) π«
Long Hair Gaba!!!
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it's so hot when girls are weird as fuck
I'm arguing about Mario Party on Reddit again cuz I have a sad life
miyagi: sendai-san. you're thinking about something weird, aren't you? sendai: hm? what makes you think that? (she is thinking about the two of them making out)
been reading shuukura. i need to study them under a microscope #ι±γ―γ©
All dog ears are real if you have love in your heart
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a screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, with a Nanao Mii walking towards the camera, the caption reading "What's up with Nanao?"
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Fuck ass body of water.
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some say it's the most evil homophobic ass body of water ever π π π
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Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
he's so good at using the stairs...
waow!
"None of the founders would've supported trans" First of all Benjamin Franklin would've been a chaser so jot that down.
Like, even if you can tell someone is trans, it's usually really obvious what gender they want to be perceived as. You don't get to claim you just didn't know after misgendering someone. It's very much a willfully cruel decision to call a woman "sir" just cause you think she looks clocky.
Trans women pretty
has anyone drawn gloria saying these
cuz if not i will even tho its a dead meme
*thick french accent*
peak π«
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