Eight Word Story 184

The human plague dispatched half of the horde.

Eight Word Story 187

She shoved figs and s down zombie throats.

Why did the zombie wonder around the bow of the ship?

It was looking for the head.

Eight Word Story 186

The four horsemen succumbed to the zombie contagion.

Eight Word Story 185

“ zombies!” “It’s . There’s no element.”

How do you know if an emo band has become zombies?

Both the band and the audience are moaning.

Eight Word Story 296

One day he’d leave the zombie for dead…

Eight Word Story 295

He greeted the zombies with a deadly “?”

How do you get a zombie to leave you alone?

Show it your test scores. 

Eight Word Story 294

“I’d thought I was already living in zombieland.”

Eight Word Story 293

He flung tags at zombies like batarangs.

What does your Aunt call your zombie Uncle’s evening out on the town?

Night of the Living Fred

Eight Word Story 292

The world ended with a long, zombie sigh.

Eight Word Story 291

He crushed the zombie by throwing a

What does a zombie call a delicious meal?

Braaainy

Eight Word Story 290

He remembered his pre-zombie life just the once.

Eight Word Story 289

He slipped into conversations to identify zombies.

How do you know the difference between a zombie and a middle-aged man living in his Mom’s basement?

Zombies have goals

Eight Word Story 288

“Someday we’ll live in a world without apocalypses.”

Pricing Like Zombie Punching is Hard

In creating a price a good place to start is to estimate how many hours it will take you to complete (including how many hours a month you plan to work in provided support). Once you have a number you should probably double it as you have to account for…

Eight Word Story 287

words crushed the horde with legal requirements.

What’s the difference between one of my zombie jokes and any other joke?

Other jokes are funny

Eight Word Story 286

The first zombie contagion sign was his breath.

Eight Word Story 285

His email rained electronic pain on zombies.

What’s the difference between zombie jokes and politician jokes?

One has mindless automatons the other has zombies

Eight Word Story 284

He loved zombies until they loved him back

The Zombie Isn’t Always Right

While the “customer is always right” is said a lot, even if you believe that, they’re not hiring you to be a yes man or yes woman. Bring your expertise and tell them if a way they want to go is a bad idea. If they insist and it turns out disastrously, you’re on record…

Eight Word Story 283

She her favorite color; crushed the horde.

How do you get a zombie to Carnegie Hall?

Turn left on 57th Street

Eight Word Story 282

The monstrous zombies put pineapple on their pizzas.