My least favorite cousin is just a general dumbass who really hasn't done anything notable.

I pretty strongly dislike the scooters, but this is cinema.

Is there usually much of a wait to get some time with you? I'd like to drop in and am just wondering how much time I should plan.

OMG, thank you for both the original photo and the Wikipedia article! I have never heard of Hair Ice before and this is absolutely made my day.

Dang, pretty lucky they had someone there who knew how to cancel hexes.

"Fuck ICE" is the new "Uffda".

Imagine the tater tot poutine we could make together!

BARF

Dewayne is the first mayoral candidate I've legitimately been excited about in many years.

Amen!

It's always St. Cloud.

I cannot describe how weirdly helpful this bit of information is for me right now. Bless you.

Relateable. It's like the thrill of going to the gym only to find it's closed today.

A burger patty stuffed with melted cheese curds. On a bed of french fries. No bun. The whole thing covered in gravy.

I have always loved this photo it's like Wario just convinced Luigi to help him bury Princess Peach.

Thank you! I wish you weren't the one retiring. ❤️

Here for you. 🤝

That was 2022.

I just walked past this this morning. I've always thought that Minneapolis must have one of the highest Cars-Driving-Into-Buildings Per Capita ratios in the country.

Are we supposed to report you to DOGE for this?

Hell hath no fury like a white guy who lost an election to a woman.

SKOL

This is the only non-depressing thing I've seen on my phone today. Thank you.

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Christopher Nolan could make a six hour movie and I'd wear Depends so I didn't have to walk out.

Was all the $KNOX that I bought not authentic?

Turning sux

I left the dough for this one in the refrigerator overnight after adding the yeast. The flavor and texture were good, but the rise was not good. But a new batch is started. I shall avenge thee!

the church pete hegseth is a part of, the CREC, is led by a lunatic who gives talks about "the lost value of sexism" and wants to drive women out of public life. this fully accords with hegseth's public comments. and he's been selected to run the largest corporation on earth

Same, but my voice says "Oh, dang!" because it doesn't like swearing.