This is GOOD news
You can be bees together

I wonder whether your eyes would have been fine if India owned all of Kashmir

Your country is spiritually American however

Guy who learns Japanese exclusively from erogames
I did not make this guy up I once read a great Reddit post by a guy that did this l

Alt text: Homelander wagging his finger "not very woke of you"

a man in a blue and gold outfit is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a blue and gold outfit is smiling and looking at the camera

Using ts because you learnt it from Tiktok which appropriated it from AAVE

You can be a pet

You will live for thirty years

Mark das sind gute Neuigkeiten
Du kannst tun tu
Du kannst sagen „Bin ne Biene“

Oh wait we literally have news too
Neuigkeiten
Literally means the same thing
Plural tho of couese
Singular would be Neuigkeit

Isn't it weird how news can both be singular and plural

Also isn't it even weirder how in German message and news are the same word
Well the news are "the messages" (die Nachrichten)
But don't say "die Botschaften"
That only means messages (but it's more about meaning than information)

OCEANIC SODIUM
I NEED YOU OCEANIC SODIUM

No it's the fucking Omni-Man Tomodachi Life post

Wir müssen unseren ganzen Staatshaushalt ausgeben um diesen Wal zu retten
Egal ich geh jetzt bei Nordsee essen und dann von ein paar Bürgergeldempfängern 300€ fordern weil ihnen 2018 7 Cent zu viel überwiesen wurde

And the entire layout

I mean that person's pfp is literally intergalactic Hitler

-YouTubers who include a bibliography but no page numbers

I made a steak

I've been saying "this is GOOD NEWS" at least once an hour since yesterday 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

You can be a bee
Felix this is GOOD NEWS

Palestinians, Lebanese and Iranians are being murdered en masse and Americans/Westerners only talk about "their tax dollars being wasted"

Average Penultimo to El Presidente line

I am pooping rn infact

Find it funny when Uma Musume Fans complain about r34 of the girls but in canon they literally have to breed with human males
The horses are being canonically sexualized already 😭
Also I think the real race horses have larger problems than girls with horse ears vaguely based on them

Ok nvm this is a banger you will die surrounded by an army of Gojos

You will die alone one day

And no polyamory so no mega island polycule

*85,7 cents
How did nobody correct me I quite obviously got the division wrong

The limit is 70
1,1668611435€ per Mii basically

Short-sighted but my vision has gotten pretty good by now
Other than text I can see well enough in the distance