Never a worry.

I will vote for the next candidate for governor if they run on a platform of death penalty for the wave at baseball games.

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

Never doubted MY Rockies to take the lead.

The Rockies, three guys from Venezuela and a list of the whitest names you’ve ever heard.

The best reason for the game.

Gonna Rockie tonight.

I for one welcome the Wal Martifcation of the Rockies.

Friendship ENDED with Dick Monfort

Now Penner Sports Group is my best friend

Telluride. I will not be taking questions.

So is like this the first time the Rockies have had a positive Run Differential since like 2023?

But their run differential is on pace to be much better!

Soon.

Selfie.

Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi...

Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi

Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

Ice T on Law & Order: SVU

"These kids hit themselves in the face with hammers to shape their cheekbones, Robby. They call it bonesmashmaxxing."

Drop an alien(s) not from star wars or star trek

a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him ALT: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

Feeing things today.

Nice. You need a number 58 too.

A Dexter meme that says stunt these hoes

It’s 2016 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game.

It’s 2026 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game.

Already fucked my ankle once. I’ll do it again.

YOU: Jarrett Stidham hasn’t played at all this year, Denver is fucked

ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook

Shit, PHILLIP RIVERS WANTS TO PLAY!!

Phillip Rivers might be available.

Maybe this is a Bledsoe/Brady situation?