having taught high schoolers, it's literally not lmao and that was five years ago!! i imagine it's even worse now

heya jared!!

sighing deeply and redownloading this stupid app

threads on this app are so ugly i don't like looking at them im going back over there !

hey if we're mutuals on twitter you need to tell me and you need to find me and you need to say hi

or ten

that's the dream baby

🎶ahhhh🎶

oh hey also i finally start my new job on monday so i don't have to be depressed and broke anymore :D

ooooo we're back to being gogurt???? love this

i love to remember this is here every month or two

throne of glass i'm enjoying so far!! i'm going to do the tandem read order so i've read the first two and just finished the assassin's blade

i am pausing my Throne of Glass read (i've read three of them so far) to reread Fourth Wing and Iron Flame before the end of the year. after finishing Iron Flame i felt like i needed to go back and reread and highlight things lol

to smithereens is probably one of the worst ways to get blown

i forgot about you guys again. it's my birthday

yoooooooo

a plate of apple slices drizzled with caramel sauce

what are we snacking on bluesky

thanks jared you always got my back

can't we all just get along......

i might have to go and get myself the original four books some time... i think i only have midnight sun as a physical copy

there are two weeks until my birthday btw. just letting you know so you have time to plan how you're going to celebrate

you've got your three drink girlies and you've got your three show girlies

Trial of the Sun Queen by Nisha J Tuli, Love Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood, Book of Night by Holly Black

target had a sale on books and this is my little haul

POLICEMAN'S PRAYER

God grant me the serenity to accept the dogs I cannot shoot, Courage to dispatch the dogs I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

thank you sweet kerry!!!!

no lol it's three weeks from today!!

here's the big scoop washington post: we don't have any fucking money. babies cost money to produce. we need money. you're welcome. i'm #opentowork if you're looking to hire someone with two brain cells to rub together

all i want for my birthday is a job