I’m glad you like my meat

You talking about me

Thank you, queen Kendall

Selling feet pic of gay guy feet and bi girl feet together hanging out #feet

It’s called journalism looking up, sweetie

If the Menendez Brothers gets out, I’m giving them free food forever #iknowitsbigaf

Bitch, you want my cookie so fucking bad

I will for you, daddy

Come in baby the water is warm

It’s our new queer social media strategy for gay men by gay men

You like my cookie daddy

Yasss

Yes I’m Gay

Love you queen

Idk ask my psychiatrist

You got a point, eat up — we’ll make them bigger!

I literally read this three times and I can’t know what’s happening, but it sounds like some bottom shit

Queen

Our aisles are wide enough you sound like a fat person on an airplane #big

Rich old white man dick swinging at me sounds like a good day #Idon’tfeelbadaboutbeingprivileged

You can’t cut up and season some fruit? mess

Rest in peace, Christina Grimmie

OLD

Thanks I guess Aviva

okay old !

The Apple alarm app SUCKS

Can’t wait to be in New York and put on a scarf and feel non-binary tomorrow

Matthew, we’re so sorry to disappoint you, but we do sell all the ingredients to make it yourself. #DIY.

It’s so hard to have a tight hole in this loose ass world