After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

Smile from Introducing Lemon is the greatest pop song ever written

John is a Cheer-Accident head? Hell yeah

Love all the technology making our lives better

We like to go a little postal

i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

Cannibalism is good as long as we only eat the vegans

Ow

Oh yeah

My mom thought Ernest Scared Stupid was called Ernest Scared Straight so now I'm imagining an Ernest movie where he sits through a D.A.R.E program and/or gets sent to a gay conversion camp

What's next? Green grass?