Your prayers aren’t working, Mikey, because you’re not a very good Christian. Also, your “thoughts” seem more concerned with protecting people who rape kids, rather than preventing them from getting shot.
Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
Ever since DOGE stole my info & sent it to Russia (& sold it to every data broker, ever since Trump got rid of their cyber security task force, my incoming scam communications has skyrocketed. And sometimes, I have to let off a little steam. If just one human being sees my response, it’s worth it.
Kash Patel's previous girlfriend broke up with him because whenever they went out to eat, one eye was scouting ahead to see if the table was too high, and the other was looking for a booster seat.
I hope they all die in prison. Every single one of them.
My phone time is so much better since I took Facebook off of it, and now I get to feel empathy by seeing tributes to beloved pets on Bluesky.
Orban has conceded defeat, which makes me think I should celebrate by posting this clip from Hungarian TV of a choir of ventriloquists singing The Beatles. youtu.be/JvrN4xHr32o?...
“I was not involved.” is different than, “My husband and I were not involved.” Someone’s laying the groundwork to avoid dying in prison.
At the bar. Tempted to tap this guy on the shoulder and ask if he’s the anesthesiologist who tried to murder his wife. Same haircut and everything. Not posting a pic, because, lawsuit, but trust me. You’d see it too.
Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.
So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange. 😂
“Why would Melania do a press conference about Epstein?” Because she’s scrambling to figure out a way to avoid dying in prison. That’s why.
Point taken.
I used to feel bad for kids my age who weren't allowed to watch TV growing up. But now I realize that, as adults, they spend much less time thinking about getting amnesia, quicksand and Bigfoot.
When Trump said, that a "whole civilization will be destroyed tonight," he was actually referring to the US. With just a few unhinged social media posts, he single-handedly destroyed America's credibility, influence, and power on the world stage.
If I’ve learned anything from watching cable, it’s that you should not go hiking with handsome anesthesiologists.
Moving control over the Forest Service to a state that's been suing the government to turn over control of public lands. Yet another float in the parade of horrible criminal injustices being visited upon us.
Why do we put people like this in charge of •anything•? I would trust this nutcase to deliver a pizza, let alone deliver emergency services. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
It's not misogyny to say that you hope Pam Bondi dies in prison. I also hope that Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, and a shit ton of others. Rubio, too. Do the crimes. Do the times.
Looking to interview men who are all in on “looksmaxxing” or “looksmaxing” or “look smacking.” I’m not a journalist. I just want to make fun of you.
Post Soviet-era Russia is what happens when you have unfettered Capitalism without Democracy. That’s what Trump and the GOP want for the US.
There it is.
While families can’t afford day care, health care, or even their rent, Donald Trump is willing to spend your money instead on a never-ending war in the Middle East.
How much in taxes am I going to have to pay for reparations to Iran because Trump is committing war crimes?
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
Comedy troupes/community theater groups -- why is your default setting for your promos and posters a photos of everyone looking like they're surprised and screaming. "Okay, everybody! Now open your mouths wide and raise your eyebrows! That's how they'll know we're doing comedy!"
Congressional Candidate arrested for being "too loud" at a #NoKings Protest.
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Screaming into the void...
If I were forced to sit through a cabinet meeting that long, I'd be praying that Trump would shit his diaper again, so that we could finally be put out of our misery.
I will happily wait in endless TSA lines if it means that innocent people won't be shot in the back, abducted, or separated from their children and detained indefinitely, by masked thugs.
The Washington Post isn’t an objective source of news, under Bezos, so the fact that they’re publishing this is extraordinary.
