Smoking on the porch >

Being bisexual is crazyyyyy I know I know but it truly sometimes feels so cunty to be the belle of the ball !

I can bring lil sandwiches!

As the hours click on, I feel my strength growing. Taurus season is nigh

If you see me soon, ask to see my nails!!!

I had a BLAST

tonight was for jenna btw

Freudian Slips are the worst what the fuck

SPECTACULAR!
Outfit stoned by Natasha of course

Shes important because you remembered her!

Symbolism in dreams can be so fun!

Mountain lions can mean something to do with pride or some sort of raw emotion! Maybe you were the mountain lion in your dream or it could represent that there is something within your subconscious that is raw but also very beautiful

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

Birthday week begins tomorrow with a massage and dim sum & gay boy dinner let’s goooooo

Smiling friends is OVER? I’m literally crying about this

🤪💕

Mercy Buckets as a Canadian drag queen from Montreal

What kind👀

I still could not place but kinda fierce for my first one

Made it to the final round of a writing competition what the hell

I love my new tattoo and I can’t wait to get more!!!

We can't have 80 yr old presidents,

Who can destroy the world

then just die and not be punished for or deal with the mess

“Give up sauces or give up kissing?”

I’m a hedonist at heart, I’d rather die

Sorry diva, I just can’t be pleasant anymore today, I’ve reached my max

Sometimes you have three

So much Hamilton in our house

If it doesn’t smell and I can’t get a beer for under $5, it’s not a dive

Reading a book so devastatingly romantic that’s it’s making me question my life choices

Got a message so bad I deleted the whole app, need to meet people in real life again