more like 3 blue and 2 red

Must be disappointing to confront your nemesis & discover they are just dumb and shallow

maybe if GOP realizes that Democrats can gerrymander just as well if not better than they can, they will be more reluctant to use it & more eager to talk about reform

necroloofah

herpetobibliography

why do we say "take" a piss instead of leave one?

women and children leaving the shipwreck first

it takes a real method actor to hiccup for 3 straight hours

a confessional

answers on a postcard

Can you guess the British monarch by his death.

Easy tier:
--arrow in the eye
--head lopped off by Parliament

Medium:
--poker up the bum
--just stabbed & stabbed & his crown rolled under a tree

Challenging:
--apoplexy by excess
--crossbow bolt to the neck

"So let's go back to the agreement we had made before you put a gun to my head"

reinstalling a game I rage-quitted and uninstalled in a fit of pique just yesterday

I ain't reading that!

kid: dad can I go hang out in the basement of a gaming store all afternoon

me: *crying proudly* I thought this day would never come

typo in headline

Hungarians formed Tisza in 2020 as a direct response to Orban. why can't Americans do this

golden showers you mean

then let's have some discovery

there is apparently an AI company called "Codex" which is like using your enemy's skull as a urinal

pizza without sri racha sauce on it now seems unthinkable

Who knows we may live to see something new.

Indeed marijuana leads directly to drinking coffee and playing video games

people living at the end of the life of a system always think it just needs fixing

Mrs Bailey to Mr Bailey: Honey, I think this guy is crazy

everything at the supermarket is like "Sale! Potato chips! Was $18.99. now only $13.99!"

That's a good idea. he kind of understands one and five chords now

for example he is not learning piano scales like I did (C D E F ....) but as C G D A E .....

trying to introduce my kid to music theory in acway that he doesn't hate it like I did when I was his age because it's quite useful and actually kind of interesting