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Posts by Smurph

And if I got Melinoë’s sister blades as a tattoo, what of it???

4 months ago 5 0 1 0

New Deadweight speed run just dropped

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a woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands . ALT: a woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands .

Congrats to @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social for being the first person to get their character killed in #deadweightrpg

Women making history

5 months ago 10 1 3 0

Shut up the FIRST?????? I barely tried!! 😂😭

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

Reclining your seat on a plane is bad, burn me at the stake I don’t care!!!!

5 months ago 5 0 0 0

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

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a man wearing a cowboy hat is standing in front of a brick house holding a bottle of beer Alt: a man wearing a cowboy hat is dancing front of a brick house holding a bottle of beer

Kim Davis get a fucking life speed run any%

5 months ago 7 1 0 0
Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"

Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"

Well have you?

If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote

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Woman dressed as Billy the Puppet from SAW for Halloween

Woman dressed as Billy the Puppet from SAW for Halloween

I want to play a game

5 months ago 28 3 2 0
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Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare
Hard to convey how much
Chicagoans are mobilizing against
ICE. Don't want to downplay the harm/make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across the city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running
TOWARD ICE to protect neighbors.

Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare Hard to convey how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don't want to downplay the harm/make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across the city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect neighbors.

Can confirm, ICE raided our neighborhood yesterday and the community immediately showed up - constant updates about what cars ICE was using and what direction they were going, people showing up to monitor school being let out, offers to pick up kids/groceries/medicine, I’m so proud of Chicago.

5 months ago 7 0 0 1

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

6 months ago 10696 4851 184 322

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

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Megan and I have started calling that time when you just need to turn your brain off and scroll mindlessly our “Cocomelon time”

6 months ago 4 0 0 0
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ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.

Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation. www.wired.com/story/ice-so...

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29 - Summer

#swordtember

6 months ago 5 1 0 0
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Screenshot of a Truth Social post by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) dated September 17, 2025, at 8:26 PM. The post reads:

"I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

The post shows 1.54k ReTruths and 4.97k Likes below the text.

Alt text: Screenshot of a Truth Social post by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) dated September 17, 2025, at 8:26 PM. The post reads: "I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" The post shows 1.54k ReTruths and 4.97k Likes below the text.

It's pretty clear that they got their Reichstag Fire with the Kirk assassination. Democracy is dead.

We now have a fascist dictator.

7 months ago 3150 732 145 122

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

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He was just, like, a guy. Not a politician. Not a statesman of any kind. Just some really mean guy. Flags at half mast. Yankee moment of silence. Whatever the shit this is.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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I do not support all victims of gun violence, some of you bitches are very Nazis

I do not support all victims of gun violence, some of you bitches are very Nazis

Anyway here’s Wonderwall

7 months ago 7 2 0 0

The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE BITCHHHH

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

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Shut the fuck up that’s not how I find out about this

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