Posing for live-drawing sessions again. Kate Winslet, eat your heart out. 🧐

Finally settled into my own little place away from the craziness of the world. Never thought I’d become such a homebody. 😅
Might look into picking up my photography again. No promises. 🥲

There’s a delicate balance to this existence, and I am reminded of it every day.

One day, I’ll be getting a 100-dollar tip at my bartending job.

The next day, I’m scratching my temple and manage to accidentally flick my glasses into my 55-inch television.

Be crime, do gay, Stonewall got us bricked up.

What are you doing? Pride Month is over! We are not meant to be observed for another 308 days! You are messing with the natural order of things! 😱

Who else needs a cool shower today? 🥵

Speech is monochrome, silence is gold. #artisticnude #selfportrait

Me when I finally start posting again. 🤭

People tend to look the best in photos when they’re feeling at ease, so I can relate to that!

No, you!
Make me blush again, why don’t you? 😳

Got off at my stop, walked past the window where he was sitting. Fucker looks me dead in the eye and gives me the SAME. FUCKING. SMIRK.

Train conductor asked for my ticket, and I instantly did a double take because he’s cute. I blushed and bumbled like an idiot. He noticed and gave an amused smirk.
Kill me now.

That sure is one way to drive stick. 😏

I especially find it amusing that the first category are quite often used as stripper names, while you can put a “Madame/Mistress” or “Mister/Master” in front of the second category and you’ll have every dom name EVER.

Just the complexity of it all makes it all the more funnier that relatively dimly written characters like Goofy and Sora can keep up with in in general. 😅

Spoiler alert: it won’t make more sense than when you finished watching yesterday. 🥲

Flashback to days when I felt REALLY bold in my urban garden. 😎🌞

The episode of the Naked Men Talking podcast featuring yours truly is now officially online!
Check out a preview vid below!

Spotify (open.spotify.com/episode/6hsAgE…)
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Thanks to @GTVlondon for the nice chat!

And now I’m blushing.

And here I am, 10 minutes after watching Wolf Man, doing this quiz. 🥲

*live drawing class
Jesus Christ, I should not attempt to do anything that involves brain activity after 10PM 🫣

From the archives - 2018
Results from the last time I posed for a mive drawing class. 🥰

I am more than happy to admit that this was due to my vague sense of observation this evening, but I’ll thank you for the consolation! 😅😇

Not gonna lie, it took me longer than I’d like to admit 😅

“It’s not gay if your noses get broken during.”

Naked Men Talking Podcast · Gareth Johnson · A podcast exploring naturism and the power of getting your clothes off.

Just finished a recording session of a podcast that’s coming online TOMORROW. 🤩

If you want to get acquainted with the podcast, check out Naked Men Talking on Spotify and Apple Podcasts:

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Archive - August 2022
Bday nude celbrating 3 decades.

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Heh. “Therapitht”. 😏

I have this very particular way of reminding myself that I need to do laundry. When I run out of sweaters to wear, I end up with a red hoodie with “BAD BOY” embossed on it. A coworker asked me what happens when I run out of underwear, and now they keep checking if I am, indeed, wearing a pink thong.

You’re very welcome 😉