please remember that the words on your screen are written by real human beings that breathe and think and feel. if you wouldnt let yourself say it to someones face then dont say it on social media
on previous aliases i had like a thousand followers. people saw that number and treated me more like an entity than a human being. it got bad enough that i abandoned it all and was completely fine, heck, BETTER
no matter how big your following is . literally the only thing that makes you not a person is billions upon billions of dollars
just because someone has a following doesnt make them Not a person. by the way
its about that
sorry for the negativity tonight, sometimes people just suck so much that i cant bear /not/ being pissed off about it publicly and audibly
you shouldn't get to talk to the computer in natural human language machines are Holy Beings and if you want them to work you must speak to them in their tongue
i feel like people think that if youre famous enough you shouldn’t be allowed to mess up or be imperfect ever. he literally said “sorry, its out of my control” and people are comparing him to FASCISTS
i just cant fathom it, this level of ignorant stupid hatred. have you ever tried being unignorant, intelligent, and/or kind?
“toby fox is acting like jk rowling” do you even exist. like in real life. i highly doubt you’re real outside of the words on my phone screen
people just want an excuse to Hate im so for real this is a non issue thats being blown to the size of infinity
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.
GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.
GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
Capital One April Fools were taking one dollar from everyones savings account and burning it
more like openA-DIE
got BARQ!….
and i dont know how to fix this : ]
i dont know what to draw = i dont know what i could draw that would be good and up to my standards
my problem isnt that i dont know how to do [skill], its that i never do [skill] despite both knowing how to do it and wanting to do it, because i feel like i dont do it good enough (art, python, game dev, music)
trying to sign up for BARQ! and it wont email me the activation code #SUFFERING
ohhh so polite
I'm choosing to take offense to this
5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting:
10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍
18:32: Ate "Broccoli".
lot of lesbians on the home page today?
it's her first time having a bath and it really shows
she's so scared 😭
can someome draw my razby
i believe in transfem Jax tbh💕✨
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
SO FRILLY SO BOWS….
no you havent. give me a list of kinds of butter
