Surely there's a Red Ed Redemption meme waiting to happen?

They might not think he can win them a GE but they should still put him in charge just to see what he can do with 3yrs an enormous majority and not being hampered by worrying about winning the next election.

Yes. They must be allowed to focus on the important business of turning over rocks, looking for growth.

I've been too busy digging my own holes today to follow the Starmer Saga (the Starga?). Is Ed PM yet?

At the breakfast buffet of my all inclusive resort the main topic of discussion was how dystopian it was.

Thank you for this example of why editors are a good thing.

None of the predictions for AI work without UBI or large scale involuntary euthanasia and I fear I know what the preferred option for the tech bros is.

It drains into plastic drinks bottles and automatically deposits them by the side of the road in minicab waiting areas.

I'm as much of a fan of space exploration as anyone but I don't think moonboob is "the most amazing video ever!". At least Apple are getting their money's worth.

Wakes up
Checks phone
Oh look the US has done something stupid again.

Maybe Scientology?

I made some Patatas en Adobillo for the first time recently, basically thick potato slices fried in chimichurri and they were delicious. I was sceptical about the vinegar at first but it really works.

Costa Rica is sooooo much nicer than the US to be fair.

Still a divisive figure among the Romans.

They really were better than CDs in every way though.

Quantum superstrait.

I wonder why Labour's opponents don't want Starmer to resign? What's greater the fear of someone better or the fear of someone worse?

Such a shame. When I first moved to London getting an ice cream from Marine Ices and then walking up to Primrose Hill was a regular activity.

Oh no. Did they close?

You mean you can't wordplay in Arabic? Disappointing.

And this attitude is why we can't have nice things. Collective 3rd party insurance would be cheaper for everyone but some selfish cunt will still moan that they're "paying for some idiot".

You wouldn't vary for risk. The risk is shared like insurance is supposed to work.

3rd party insurance should be included in road tax.

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Next week....

It's an infuriating problem that's been around forever and of course councillors listen to residents over businesses. New builds near existing venues need a clause in their lease that prevents them complaining about the venue.

Still fucking weird that US leaders all have, at least to pretend, to believe in magic.

I had 17 cups of tea. My procrastination demands an outlet.

I remember when they were coming into bars trying to promote that the first time around.

Do something popular only after expending all political capital exhausting all other options first.

"not" is a bit of a strong word. Can we change that to "maybe not"?