If Trump hears about you, he'll probably add irrational, mispronounced and hateful weight to your surname's middle part to rile up genocidal ghouls of his cult.
Barack *Hussein* Obama.
Kat Abu*Gaza*leh.
I really hope he soils himself because of you. It could be the history-making pint of diarrhea.
Me and my friend/bandmate, the cartoonist responsible for Finland's most pun-heavy newspaper comic 'Fingerpori' singing who knows what. Microbrewery beverages, shots and karaoke, because why the fuck not?
Sattui vastaan muuta kaivaessa ja sai huvittumaan. Mä ja ystävä/bändikamu @jarla.bsky.social karaokessa jokin aika sitten.
Ihan siksi, että valmistelen aamuzufén ohessa jotain @veertowardsturmoil.bsky.social kevääseen liittyvää ja Fingerpori inspiroi johonkin, mihin tuo laulelu ei ainakaan viittaa.
California doesn’t miss 💥
Sending the forwarding address.
A related example of how some news are reported elsewhere. My translation from Finnish: 'According to Trump, the US strikes have "completely obliterated" Kharg. He added that they might still keep striking the island "for just fun."'
Slightly off topic, but very relevant. English translation in alt text.
Finland's reporters can occasionally seem a bit annoyed by the escalating planet-destroying project of yours. As the news snippet basically points out in this screenshot, Trump's blowing stuff up for shits and giggles.
"One of the teens has been charged with aggravated harassment and criminal mischief as a hate crime, while the other was charged with aggravated harassment."
Those hateful twats are 15. Big Balls might not be the youngest extremist wanker involved in waddling shit demon's admin much longer.
My point was to mock spineless and ghoulish Congresspeople. Most people everywhere are on Greenland's side and according to multiple different sources who actually know how things and reality work, Trump's obsession in this case makes even less sense than in most others and "his" troops are fucked.
Quite a self-own.
I'd start making a cheery tune out of this immediately, but I'm not home.
Finnish experimental gloom featuring American antifa choir incoming.
I expect an identical, inevitable Greenland-related result. As do most others.
Some of them are corrupt cowards, others are wanking to WWIII fantasies.
Put on a red hat and tell CBS that your bedpost is antifa, the DOJ will be there to comfort you for the duration of their yet another crucial investigation.
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I get what you're saying and admit being occasionally a bit too cunty toward "our" side, but I'd say being in a minority shouldn't mean you give up and let the desiccated testicle shit on you. Schumer's vapid strong-worded letter approach has become a globally recognized joke for a good reason.
A parody of the mask worn by horror icon Jason Voorhees, in a blood puddle, with a dildo protruding from an eyehole. Next to it, the name of our event 'naUGHty of the Dead' in old school zombie movie style. Drawn by 'Fingerpori' cartoonist Pertti Jarla.
Our next gig/pub event here in Lahti got its first promo design. It'll be a night filled with microbrewery beverages and horror, with comedic and kinky spices.
The date is obviously Friday the 13th (next month.)
Artwork by Pertti Jarla.
Looks like CBS took Nikki Glaser's punny endorsement seriously.
Seems so.
I've noticed that streaming is one of the reasons people's attention spans deteriorate rapidly. Rather than taking a closer listen, one just skips a song for any reason or changes to something else. I do that too regularly, on Bandcamp, but grew up with vinyl and cassettes, so I know the difference.
A Finn here, answering the question no American asked: Yes, we outside the "#1 country" also laugh in disbelief at the Democrats. Their flaccid responses to increasingly fascistic fuckery is impossible to comprehend, even after hearing their selfish and corrupt reasons to be such embarrassments.
At first, as I only heard the noises in some podcast without visual accompaniment, I thought the Trump clip was someone editing his random grunts that closely together to highlight the lunacy of his so-called speeches.
Finally, Nancy Mace's handshake fuckery is taken to another level. Escalation like this rarely takes over a year in MAGA realm.
So, for example, the next sporting spectacles will mean fuck all, as many of the elite athletes are not participating for different reasons.
If FIFA and other orgs weren't so corrupted, they'd move their events elsewhere.
Slightly diminish a game:
2 Girls 1 Cuphead
People are going bonkers for the soon unleashed Pokémon Lego sets.
This is much cooler.
McDonald's wax paper cup
They've always looked quite like this one in Finland.
I can't afford to participate, but Patreon people often get to ask stuff like this on StarTalk. I'd really like to hear the answer and see Neil deGrasse Tyson's face on YouTube when one of his co-hosts reads the question.
It's been a while since my last visit, but I can't recall ever seeing a plastic cup in a Finnish McD despite occasionally eating there for more than three decades.
Are the classic, internationally recognized, white beverage vessels banned by the Schtroumpf admin for being too woke or antifa?
Can confirm. Thanks to her, half an episode has a more profound impact than the rest of the splendid series combined.
I won't spoil anything to anyone, and opinions might differ, but you probably know what I refer to.
To a certain foreign observer, ICE looks like Metal Slug characters invading Mario Party.
Context is key..
"I’ve got a leather couch and some fabric and some things around the house that I use. It’s just doing lots of takes of those things and just picking the right stuff. Whatever feels the most satisfying. I feel like I’ve been using the same piece of IKEA fabric for years and years."
Slightly diminish a game:
Lidl Nightmares