I kept going and rediscovered joy

Alfie just tossed a full can of pizza sauce on the floor

Honestly and truly the fact that we are only at January 4th, a Thursday, and I am even noticing that I’m doing dry jan, that’s worth noting to me

I grew a strawberry plant from seeds I got at dollarama and it’s alive and well, just so you know

Dry dry dry

Paid in lasagna

I need to watch Mad Max

How can I tell my partner not to buy me gifts from Amazon without being the biggest bitch in the world 🌎

Accidentally turned my white noise machine to bird sounds and Alfie is so upset. She’s like where the fuck are the birds? In the house? It’s dark out. This isn’t right. Nothing is right. Now her neck is all stretched out and her eyes are like aliens

Sit on the edge of my bed carefully peeling me a pomegranate or else

What’s the last good apple you had, what apples are still good now, why is every apple I buy rotten inside, why are all the oranges squishy, other fruit complaints

This is 38 I guess

I need people in my life to believe in food safety

Julia Roberts has never been as horrid as she is in this movie I’m watching

It’s my birthday eve

We need Taylor like it or lump it

Stop this now

He’s elevating our moments

Listening to this, curly king

My friend Josh says he has a job but I know he made his millions being a silhouette model

Alfie ate the corner of my phone little nasty customer

Have you ever hung out with a lactose intolerant person? No fear, no god, no laws

Nobody is actually allergic to cats. They’re just afraid of them.

I wonder who will surprise me with a $200 Starbucks gift card for my birthday on Friday

Natural blonde 💛

I recently read 2/3 of a book & have made it through one and a half movies. Matt Damon is a redneck American dad in Paris. No script needed, art begging to be created.

If you only follow the 3 people you like the internet will never suck

I can’t stand em!

What about puzzles