i thought this was at least somewhat known information? or maybe i'm making that up?

for forty years I have fed upon dry salted fare—fit emblem of the dry nourishment of my soil!

guy wearing a phillies uniform shirt with "crankin hog 69" on the back

dudes rock

they even got those fancy new anti seasickness glasses these days (haven't tried then myself, heard they work like magic)

today is primidi 1 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the rose

sometimes i just kind of catch myself looking into the middle distance for a few minutes and thinking about how jaws is such a fucking great movie

yup! it's a good spot!

all ferns and hostas

shade nursery time!

there was a brief, shining moment in the mid 2010s where the churning maelstrom of television bullshit created a shark tank ripoff hosted by steve harvey and they called it Funderdome

how the hell did the walking dead last 12 years?

today is décadi 30 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the graft knife

brownish mustardy color hat with a loon on it or blue hat with a loon on it?

today is nonidi 29 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating blueberry

the chance that a virginia rail is watching you right now is low, but never zero

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oregon got a first state record neotropic cormorant this year, now there's a third in as many months out in harney county where i'm going next month

homophobia is straight obama being president while gay obama is just a congressman

they should bring back masters of horror

and my seiju elm

bonsai club work night, cleaning up my little cotoneaster

today is octidi 28 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the pansy

this website is borked af this afternoon, huh?

gotta get all the trees in the garage tonight, i gambled and won with last night's frost advisory but i'm not dumb enough to spin that wheel twice in a row

selective albinism

i think it has to do with the word "fiber" but i have had a switch flipped on my head for decades where i mentally associate the name "fibromyalgia", an actual disease, with morgellons disease, which is an almost definitely fake thing

10 arrested as genital theft rumours reach Zanzibar Police in Zanzibar’s Urban West Region are holding 10 people over false claims that their genitals had been stolen, as authorities warn of rising panic and mob violence linked to the rumours.

i have a lot of questions about how you could be convinced your genitals had been stolen long enough to file a police report. wouldn't you just like, check? and find that why yes, the gang's all here?

there we go! got my two new cymbidiums potted up all traditional style with akadama, kanuma, and pumice in some trumpet pots

today is septidi 27 Germinal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating anemone

i kinda think a shoe company deciding to pivot to ai is a very strong sign that the bubble is bursting imminently/already

notice on a light post re: taco bell funeral

might be worth a trip to seattle