son regard "the office" quand il rentre dans la pièce, je suis mort

Wait, Claude is some kind of robot, not a guy?? Now all these posts make more sense

Qd je pense que certains d'entre vous ont peur de s'exprimer en public alors que raconter n'importe quoi pourrait vous permettre de rentrer au Figaro

Personal Encyclopedias — whoami.wiki

Un gars s'est amusé à construire le Wikipédia de sa vie en utilisant Claude Code et en lui fournissant des photos, des histoires de famille, des posts sur les réseaux sociaux et même des transactions bancaires. Le résultat est génial mais le processus vraiment flippant. whoami.wiki/blog/persona...

Si nous n'étions pas dépendants aux hydrocarbures et aux GAFAM, beaucoup des tourments du monde d'aujourd'hui nous glisseraient dessus comme la goutte d'eau sur la plume d'oie.

Sans rire, c’est incompréhensible ces choix ! Quel gâchis !

I think there should be a 50-foot-tall gold statue honoring President Trump

In Beijing

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

you can blame voters, whatever, there is certainly enough blame to go around. but this is just the inevitable end point of complete institutional collapse. congress, the parties, scotus, department of justice, the media. this is the belligerent actions of a hollowed out and crumbling empire.

Sam Altman May Control Our Future—Can He Be Trusted? New interviews and closely guarded documents shed light on the persistent doubts about the head of OpenAI.

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @newyorker.com, with Andrew Marantz: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

there are many horrors contained in the Trump admin's war in Iran. but one of the lesser ones is the way he has turned us into the audience for his reality TV show. will he or won't he? tune in at 7! grotesque voyeurism that implicates us all.

Nous ne sommes pas prêts pour les ingérences dans notre élection présidentielle de 2027.
Je suis sidéré de voir l’action publique engager nos moyens de contre-ingérence contre les fakes grossiers sans agir sur tout le spectre de l’action informationnelle ennemie.

J'adore les quais ! Dans 6-8 mois, il y en aura plus !

Encore un territoire perdu de la République

On m'otera pas de l'idée qu'en y créant une piste cyclable on aurait moins de problèmes de circulation dans le détroit d'Ormuz.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

The strait of hormuz is open for transit defense secretary Pete hegseth said. The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping he said it is open for transit should Iran not do that

my living room is ready for guests. the only thing prohibiting entrance right now is i am blindly firing a 30.06 at my door. should i stop doing that, it will be perfectly safe to enter.

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

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buttondown.com est gratuit jusqu'à un certain nombre d'abo normalement et l'éditeur prend en charge le markdown :)

A riff on the "can this be a solution?" post from X where the solution to bypass the strait of hormuz is a barman setting up jagermeister shots on glasses one after another until the "pickup point" for oil in Oman

can this be a solution?

Fitzcarraldo (1982)

Didn’t you meet your wife on Grammarly !?

A shelf lined with yellow bottles of SpongeBob SquarePants themed party drunks, stylized after champagne or sparkling grape juice

WE FINNA GET CRUNK OFF DAT BOB 🍾

Trump’s War on Iran Could Screw Over US Farmers The Middle East supplies a huge amount of the world’s fertilizer. Conflict in the region has sent prices soaring ahead of the critical spring planting season.

there's a lot going on right now but did you know a massive amount of the world's fertilizer flows through the middle east, and did you know that that fertilizer needs to be shipped to the us *right now* for planting season, and uh did you know we are at war with iran

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

quel enfer

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Euh une condamnation pour organisation d’une manifestation ???