Would love it if the respiratory bug I got at the start of winter break would kindly gtfo

Maybe she was inspired by how you pronounced "Barroqueada" over the summer

Quiet type back then. What little video I've seen of him talking recently is wild because I never heard him speak as much as he does now. Baffles me how someone like him comes out of an institution like our high school.

I went to high school with him, we were in the same band, orchestra, and wind quintet. We attended an arts school that champions diversity and inclusivity.

Submitted an application for something exciting today 🤞🏼

TKTTKTTKTTKTTKTTKTTKTT

And now back to your regularly scheduled cherry-picked "reposted content" 🙄

10/10 would help you make this happen

Ah I see we are back to selectively re-posting content instead of promoting ALL content

Sometimes I really hate being right

"Marketing Director" does not mean "Assistant Director." #stayinyourlane

People who get in the express checkout line with 50 items deserve an express ticket to hell

Band kids are better. There I said it.

I believe April is now officially the earliest I have ever been hired for a Christmas gig.

The most TFO-y concert we've done (so far)!

So close to freedom!

keep going out of spite keep going out of spite keep going out of spite keep

The devil works hard, but I work harder 😈

What if I just started accepting payment in Reese's?

What's your favorite professional way to tell someone to stay in their own lane?

Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough

Stop asking professionals to take unpaid or underpaid work.

Escaping by reading The Lord of the Rings (...for the first time)

Oh hello, first sinus infection of 2025

Hot take: you can't be a "good person" and also "be really bad at getting along with people."

Another Monday = another week of band kids playing that Squid Game song on any instrument they can get their hands on 😑

I am so angry about having to turn on all my school alarms for next week

Past Me: let's book an early appointment so I get used to waking up early again when winter break ends

Winter Break Me: jfc I am the literal worst

On my last day of winter break, I woke up at 7am for an Invisalign appointment, because apparently Past Me hated Winter Break Me.

I just think that every box of chocolates should come with a map and that the map should not be on the underside of the box.