yoda-ass foot fetishist

Bluesky dot com: No we don’t know what a joke is here

real shit. not sure what planet the commode in my new apt is from but it do not be fittin the machine of clean shittin so now I live a deprived life.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

the american wing at the met is pretty sick and u should go

egypt slaps too

u were cackling when u wrote this i know it

A pink post it note reading “86 pp”

We ran out of pumpkin pie slices

thicc Dr manhattan exploding a guy meme Accept this low resolution video as real No.

sucks being a killjoy but luckily i am good at it lol

this is the dumbest thing ive ever made

occasionally think about how good a gargoyle maker i would've been in the middle ages

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

look at my dipshit son

A black-and-white cat stares ahead with a serious face. The caption says: “At the bar? No.”

The same black-and-white cat sits calmly, still looking serious. The caption says: “Just full of chicken.”

He's fine

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

Big news out of Georgia

COVID-19 IS A WHITE DISEASE

Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

Provided it's not overshadowed by even more idiotic comments he might make as the coming economic calamity unfolds (a big caveat!), this will stand as one of the dumbest things a US President has ever said about the economy, easily eclipsing Jimmy Carter's infamous "malaise" speech in 1979

The default Dem position should be that nothing under Trump is valid.

Trump didn't honor his predecessors' agreements. He didn't even honor his own trade agreements. He didn't honor Congressional appropriations. He doesn't follow laws.

Clean slate. If you rely on him, your loss.

patty morin is notable for having stolen all of the money in her daughter's gofundme from her grandchildren, leaving them destitute

Once again: everyone who spent any time around Trump in the 80s and 90s during his “real estate mogul” era said that if you look him straight in the eye and tell him to go fuck himself he disengages and immediately starts looking for an exit.

seems as good an opportunity as any to dump some of my favorite 4chan posts

What the actual fuck:

I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT