me procurem lá no twitter, mesmo @ valeuu

hecking cute

hell yeah

aplicar el baial

oi gente, vim anunciar que isso me aconteceu

gente quem anima vir comigo??

Lain is sitting on the floor, surrounded by boxes of Frosted Flakes, Corn Pops, and captain crunch, filling a bowl with a mixture of them. A pack of milk fell over and spilled all over. "What are you doing, Lain?" "Cereal Experiments." (She has a spoon in her mouth instead of a screwdriver.)

ganhando dos asiáticos no campo deles, tá maluco

pior que era bom, deve ser baita gosto de sebo hj em dia

JSKSKSKA entendiii, vlw queen

eh Kiara, tem o composto Kiara Maria que só minha mãe a chama assim.
a outra é a julia mesmo, já deu as caras aí.

pro tip: latinoamericanos ganham imunidade contra danos por choques elétricos no chuveiro!

*você ainda pode sentir os choques

oq aquilo quer dizer

qual delas?

uma vez Chappell Roan precisou lutar contra 15 homens e ganhou de todos.

A man with a flaccid penis outstretches his arms towards the heavens and slowly gets an erection. Once his penis is fully erect, he shuts his eyes and says "he is risen."

the hardest part about being a trans woman that they don't tell you about is how many times you have to say "ily" when you talk to another trans woman. too little and she thinks you hate her; too much and she thinks you're being forward with her.

dei banho nessa cachorra

亲爱的上帝，让这一切结束吧

que lindo

instala aí então, veja por você mesma.

🌹 pra você queen

sexta feira de chuva

oi

tá tudo bem yuki.. sempre estarei com voce

A trans woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points out, nervous, "youve fona and run off the cliff..." The cliff woman hovers in place and says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." She smugly points to herself and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." A passing jet sucks her up into one of the engines leaving a spray of bloody viscera.

A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"

na real eu nao gosto não, tenho problema com agulha, quem aplica é meu amigo e eu vou tentando perder o medo