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Posts by Izuku Uzamaki

Crazy as hell to be awake right now, but have to get ready to drive down the East coast for work. Weโ€™re working the Kentucky Derby. Meanwhile, Iโ€™m one of the drivers.

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He won as soon as he played those first 3 notes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Finally took the time to paint my nails again. Feeing gay and powerful. Happy Friday.

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Still hit this 1,2 every dime this song plays (which is often)

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This cosplay is insane!!!!

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Itโ€™s happening!

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Safe travels. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

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I just went and found the whole video of him cussing out Gaye magazine and I promise you niggas are so dumb. Like...."If Johnny has 5 apples...!!!!" I'm cracking up at how stupid some folks actually are. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Good morning sexy. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹

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Happy birthday!

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It be stressing me out.

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Also, so many of yall are incredibly fine. I be horny almost every time I log in on here. Thick dicks. Fat asses. Pretty toes. Sexy lips. Caramel and chocolate skin. Iโ€™m a simple man. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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Ayo, lately my gooning and jerking off has been out of control lately. But in my defense, itโ€™s been because even after I bust my dick has still been hard. So I have to beat my ๐Ÿฅฉ twice. What the fuck is up with this almost 40 libido?

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My Godโ€ฆ

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Fair enough. My bad. Itโ€™s a pretty booty. It was just a little starved of sunshine.

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That booty needs some sun!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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I just came here to dance!!!!

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Flirted too hard on IG. Now this boy is spamming me with nudes.

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And you got me fucked up if you think state lines is too far for me to come see about my folks. Iโ€™m the crazy cousin! Play with somebody else!

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This weekend Iโ€™m in that mode. Iโ€™ma real Ride or Die. You say a nigga cheating on you and you need help, Iโ€™m on my motherfucking way. And Iโ€™m not coming to talk. Iโ€™m coming to fight. Fuck the bullshit.

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I might be a twirling, musical theatre, painted nails queer, but I will run up on a nigga when it comes down to it. Especially for the people I love. My family. My friends.

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Entering The Avatar State.

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Also, there are no less than three of my allegedly "straight" friends from college, who always are lowkey trying to holler at me after I post a thirst trap on Instagram. Each of these men is married, with wives. Please come get your husband.

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I mean...look at the material. You're beautiful.

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I saw this too. And I was sad because it means that him and Justice broke up. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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