Thinking of going to one of those TOTALLY NOT GAMBLING, TRUST US BRO! websites and making a bet that congress won’t do anything.

His job could easily be replaced by ai. Think of the savings the hospital could see if the c suite was replaced with ai!

They tried that already.

They’re eating a T Rex

Fortnite players: Epic, can you do something about the cheaters?

Epic: best I can do is charge you more for V-Bucks and remove the lifetime bans we already gave to cheaters.

Oh shit oh fuck we’re in trouble

Anyway, the symbiote suit is in brand new day.

Either the artist had a stroke mid design or it was created by Skynet’s younger less mean cousin?

a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me Alt: The Dean from Community saying this better not awaken anything in me

A lot of people on your mailing lists right now:

“Our goal was to cut the federal deficit from 2 trillion dollars to as close to zero as possible by cutting grants that were being given thousands of dollars at a time” looks at lawyer “a trillion dollars is like 15 thousand, right?”

And people say the position of the president can’t impact gas prices.

Peace AND affordability!

Don’t worry everyone. Schumer is going to tsk tsk loudly while giving this administration as much money as they want to use power not given in The Constitution.

But does he party?

Hey Siri, how much can I wager that congress will approve this and tack on an extra 100 billion in record time using one of those betting apps that claims they are totally not a betting app?

The runner up idea was to make windows 12 gas powered. But they felt it would be too environmentally responsible.

a man with a beard is sitting on a wooden bench in the woods Alt: Skyrim opening scene “You’re finally awake”

How I arrived on Bluesky from X

The Democratic Party leadership can’t do anything about this UNTIL you donate. The fundraising emails are hitting inboxes everywhere right now.

But for real, the Democratic Party won’t take any action. They believe only in money and power over country. It’s not incompetence, it’s intentional.

Any member of congress not taking action after the executive branch, lacking any constitutional authority to do so, has put us into another Middle East war, is violating their oath to The Constitution and is unfit for office. They are all greedy cowards.

I just crunched the numbers, if it ends up being nuclear exchanges, everyone. .3 repeating, of course.

There should be no statements. There should only be actions. Use the power you refuse to actually employ and defend The Constitution of the United States. Or resign and let someone, who respects the oath you took and our laws, to take your place.

Knowing Schumer the October surprise will be announcing he’s found evidence that one of the GOP’s cousins was once cited for double packing in New York City. And a strongly worded letter condemning that act of egregious inconvenience, glasses low on his nose.

Every member of congress is complicit. Every single one. Can’t wait for the flood of fundraising emails “with your money I can finally get to Washington FOR REAL this time! and take care of [problem we allowed to happen after being warned it would happen]!”

An island was an X-man. As long as it fits in blue and yellow spandex it can be on the team.

This is what happens when you spend 60-70% of your time in office fundraising instead of governing. People elected Ds to do a job. Instead the Ds acquiesced and abdicated all power to use the R’s behavior to fundraise. No one wants to fund the Ds cowardice and greed.

Can someone get him a booster seat?

Tron Ares: so bad

Check his hard drive.

Before Tracy Jordan?

#Magnetowasright