My puppy was a tailor
She sewed my new blue jeans

But does he specialize in houndstooth garments?

Dusty Sweatpants of Honor

wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

Cubs win! Cubs win x7 in a row!
PHI vs CHC #FlyTheW #MLB

The Sherwood AI datacentre will only be creating a few jobs and yet the thing has a massive parking lot. Makes me think they're planning for its inevitable failure for when it'll be converted into a megachurch or a bingo.

Fasc Food

More crimes against humanity.

Hugo finalists are out!

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

I’m referring to her as General Sloot until further notice. #WNBA

[barry manilow voice]

cobra

cobra commanderrrrrrrr

Fun chat with CJ Miles on TSN Radio
TOR vs CLE #WeTheNorth #NBAPlayoffs

Four out of five divorce attorneys endorse this device.
The fifth said it needs video.

I’m about to be homeless but maybe you guys can save Peanut , like save one of us trans girls , please ??

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

Financial planner operating on strange assumption Gen Z client will have society to retire into STRATFORD, ON ― Local financial planner George Fitzgerald had his first meeting yesterday with a new client, nineteen-year-old Ahmed Hassan, during which he repeatedly assumed the unorthodox premise t...

Financial planner operating on strange assumption Gen Z client will have society to retire into

james dolan sold the liberty bc he couldn’t possibly monitor that many queer people at once

By the way, statistically, something like 3-4 out of 5 people with an eating disorder have experienced some kind of sexual abuse. When you know that, the "control" aspect makes even more sense.

I wanna know what kind of event is giving out goodie bags like that

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Beating the Mets on Ron Santo Bobblehead day, as is right and proper

Cubs win! #FlyTheW
NYM vs CHC #MLB

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir — Miami Herald A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

for those who missed it, here's the reason behind Melania's batshit crazy "press conference."

Surprise: Melania is a liar.

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"Craig Kimbrel is still a big league ballplayer." Thanks for the update, Pat!

NYM vs CHC #MLB

Voyager 1 is one of the greatest things ever created.

We just turned in the copy-edited and fact checked draft. Feels good!

Selfishly, it would be nice for there to be no more apocalyptic end timesy stuff happening from now to the pub date, since we can't update any more. And also, bc I'm sick of living in it as I know all of you are, too.

A USB C cable where the metal connection got squished by something - probably my chair

You've heard about USB C, but have you heard about USB C♭

Wol-stat of the day:
RJ Barrett and A.J. Lawson are the fifth and sixth Canadians to play for the Raptors in the post-season.
Joining Cory Joseph, Chris Boucher, Khem Birch and Dalano Banton.