dude is out here inventing new math like terence howard

That's right

countrygaze

Cowboy Cold - Holy Nobody Listen to Holy Nobody on TIDAL

Cowboy Cold is kinda country-adjace I think tidal.com/album/251057...

does having the flu weaken our warfighting capabilities

even if they don't die, just so goofy to be like "we want to restore the lethality of The Warfighter, which certainly will not be negatively impacted by an entire navy ship or army base getting sick all at once"

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

ESPN predetermined before the 2008 season that whichever quarterback won the big 12 would win the Heisman.

#charitibundibowl 34.07 for the score of TTU's first Big 12 title, fearless champions baybeeeeeee

kash about to find out the reason trump has had success with this tactic is that everyone he does it to finds settlements a really easy way to bribe him

nobody's got any reason to bribe a failed podcaster who will soon be out of a job

Salute to an all-time tweet

The entire country has seemingly hallucinated an ultra woke 2024 campaign that featured a far left progressive candidate who lost in a massive landslide election. None of that happened!

The thing where voters don't believe republican policies could be as evil as they are apparently extends to the republicans actually in charge of the government just mindlessly implementing them

Specifically in 1989 with the release of the cure's "disintegration"

Trump or God. Pick a side. It’s finally happening

Imagine a study that found kids with ADHD have more visits to doctors than kids without ADHD — and used that finding to suggest ADHD treatment doesn't work. That's the standard of evidence the anti-trans braintrust is willing to accept.

Would be news to Kissinger and MacArthur

At this point it's so on the nose that if you're still not seeing it then I assume you must not be able to tie your shoes on your own

There are a lot of plots where it's like "the villains are clearly morally right in their broad aims, but they're the villains so uhhh also they kill people" (e.g. flag smashers from falcon/winter soldier) but this is so clearly not one of those cases haha

"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born

POWER

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Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

how much money does the marine corps lose

local grocery chain sells store brand cookies and cream ones that are obscenely delicious

He’s just describing the Dems but they’re too girly so bsky.app/profile/anth...

When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge.

I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass.

Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...