i keep forgetting to check this app how’s it goin

£2 is already too expensive for a bus ticket.

how i feel about the community on bluesky

I think we should all pick ~2-3 right wing Twitter accounts we hate and make throwaway Bluesky accounts with their handles. Thats right little bitch put that underscore in there

people when I was a kid: "the future will give us flying cars and a cure for cancer."
the future: "I can give you another Kennedy and polio. believe it or not, the two are related"

ELDER ABUSE. put youtube man in jail now

Mike how about a little nibble for old time's sake?

i think we've all learned something tonight about the size of the market for events where there's a chance to see an influencer beaten to death

you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice

If it was me in that boxing ring it wouldn't have went down like it did. #OpenCarry

when bluesky was new, you had to give a man two prostate tickles and a reacharound for an invite

i think we should have a handful of MY PUSSY IN BIO bots i kinda miss them idk. just like four or five maybe

uniforms r cruel

every day i put on my silly little outfits just to wear a big work fleece to hide them

beautiful lady named Invalid Handle blowing up my phone 😍😍

howdy