I mean, just look at Bananas, he’s got three watches on each wrist!

After colliding with a Pontiac Pickle driven by Mr. Frumble of Busytown, Detective Worm abandoned his Apple and continued his pursuit of the Buick Banana convertible to the home of Bananas Gorilla, a well-known banana fence, who was caught yellow-handed.

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“Our president's crazy
Did you hear what he said?”
- Talking Heads, “Making Flippy Floppy” (1983)

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Mitski rocks Hollywood High School to kick off a 5-night residency The emotional art-pop of the singer-songwriter shines brightly in songs from her new album, ‘Nothing Is About to Happen to Me,’ and older faves, too.

Last night’s review today: Mitski kicked her 5-night residency at Hollywood High School on Monday, March 30, and was fantastic, playing all but 1 song on her new LP and a good selection of older faves. Review and photos here:

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Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Melissa Auf der Maur joined Courtney Love’s band Hole, and she took notes. In ‘Even the Good Girls Will Cry: A ’90s Rock Memoir,’ Auf der Maur shares her story of self-discovery and musical stardom in bands such as Hole and Smashing Pumpkins, and with her first love Dave Gro...

Had a great talk with Melissa Auf der Maur about her ‘90s rock memoir ‘Even the Good Girls Will Cry,’ playing bass in Hole with Courtney Love, Smashing Pumpkins with Billy Corgan, falling love with Dave Grohl ‘n much more. Gift-linked here: www.dailynews.com/2026/03/18/m...

“But finding, not keeping’s the lesson” might be the best 6 word summation of the theme of Casablanca ever written and it’s in a Roxy Music song, not a volume of film criticism.

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

I’d shake your hand but I’m missing two fingers.

I heard early Siouxsie and the Banshees at Vons one day and the world shifted beneath my feet.

Board of Peace - Season 1

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

Chasing Einstein Part 1: Could missing keys lead to havoc?

Keith Sharon did a podcast on this in December 24-January 25:

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As if you don’t boil down the gizzards, heart and neck from your turkey like you’re Meemaw taught ya.

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Contestants on the Game Show Network's "Which One is NOT All Over the Epstein Files?" eagerly raise hands to make their bets! Is it, left to right, A) Scott Bessent, B) Donald Trump, or C) Howard Lutnick? Lock in your votes now!

I really wish Bluesky had an angry face emoji. A heart doesn’t do justice to my main emotion for stories like this.

‘Winter is coming’

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

it’s just a mystery how known racist Donald Trump could possibly have posted a racist video

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BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

Farmers took in a freezing calf. Their kids cuddled up with her. Tanner Sorrell worried about a newborn calf on his farm. He brought her inside to warm up, and soon found her cuddling with his kids on the couch.

Worried about a newborn calf on his farm, Tanner Sorrell brought her inside to warm up. He soon found her cuddling with his kids on the couch.

“I wasn’t going to be the party pooper if they were having fun,” Tanner said. “They’re only kids one time.”

I loved it too! And I think you and I also both loved ‘Patriot,’ yeah? Which is why I thought of you a day or two ago when I saw that Steven Conrad, the creator of that show, is back in a month or two with a new HBO series called ‘St. Louis DTF.’

The D*lbert Project I wish I could remember why I made this. All I know is it was 2013 and I was busted ass broke, sleeping on a mattress on the floor of my dad’s office. I had no prospects left. Everything I had fit com...

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At odds, you can say it … because Noem is lying as ICE murders US citizens.

Who you got: Gary Busey or Jon Voight as Trump?

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."