That dude is dumber than a worn out shoe.

Yup it's gonna be a "why didn't those inconsiderate bastards answer my email I wrote but forgot to send" day...

Hill I'll gladly die on: Asking someone what country they're from is very rarely an appropriate blind/no context conversation starter, as you'll quickly discover when the answer is something like "Trenton."

It looks *very* good for allegedly having no idea what you're doing.

"winging it...get it?....WINGING it"

Some of my best friends are tubers.

When you cross a brain made of mashed potatoes with a pachinko machine...

"as long as I get my taste."

Roundtrip drive to western NC in 48 hours. My brain (and my ass) hurts.

If you’re on your own with no opportunities to sell a colleague, refer to someone solid elsewhere. Never ever ever bullshit about something you can’t back up solidly. A rep as a bull shitter is hard to shake and spreads quickly.

Honestly. Full stop.
If you do more that than this, say so, but with a plan — “I haven’t done a lot of “this” but I’m confident I can help you teaming up with my colleague ________ who’s very familiar. Or “that hasn’t been something I’ve done a lot with yet, but I could introduce you to my coworker”

Not a bad afternoon…

Mostly likely an optical illusion of relative movement between you in the car and the plane with just the right angles.

So I’ve seen some clips of Project Hail Mary and I’ve gotta ask…

Is his companion an animatronic turkey made of stone?

What a sad state of affairs.

Is that strip of...something...supposed to be identifiable?

This *one* time.

LMAO

May that be the political landmine we're all hoping for. (I can't bear the idea of listening to that pipsqueak YAMMER as he does for a gubernatorial term.)

God bless ya, son

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Nope, nope, can't be having that kinda nonsense here.
thehill.com/policy/defen...

Hasn't Vance been a Catholic for like 13 minutes in the realm of things?

Not to be flippant about a serious subject, but "rising tendons" sounds really ominous.

Ooooh no, JD is gonna have (another) cow...

To which JD will dependably wig out.

Opinion | Trump’s credibility problem is now America’s Neither the president’s threats nor his promises nor his deals can be taken at face value.

Trump is stuck with Iran, and it's a problem of his own making. He's spent years showing he has no credibility, and by extension trashing America's.

Iran can't trust that he'll honor any deal, follow through on threats, make a consistent ask, or even tell the truth about it.

My latest, in @ms.now:

Oh good a new 48 hour deadline. Is it gonna come with a side of genocide?

P.S. imagine being named Frick.

Is this the one Erika bailed out of?

Sounds like UA has floating a trial balloon at the WH to gauge the reception to the idea. As an antitrust question I can't see how it ever works on anything close to a straight up basis.