deadass got my first foot job tonight

shaft has been sending me telepathic messages assigning me tasks in order to delay the rapture

it’s cause i’ve been bed ridden

haven’t worn deodorant in like 2 weeks

just consumed my first yaoi fuck it #depre #depravity

i just naturally engineered a situation where a piano falls and didn’t realise it until after wow

shit it’s like i’m 12 again 😅

little bit of ketamine little bit of sword art online…. :P

and be punished me for it low key

i’m gods eagerest beaver

i don’t want fucking goth bitches i need emo girl

you ever the k start hitting and you’re like yeah there’s probably fentynal in this

imagine being a disgusting freak and getting super old and you can’t do the only things that make you happy so you just end your shit

say nitch one more time and i’ll cut your fucking tongue out i can’t do this anymore i need help

anal skin tag got me walking normal but i don’t feel normal but i gotta act like im normal

fuck it i’ll peele my face off and shave my bones myself

all the trannies on grindr just want you to give them money to watch videos of them riding a dildo no one is looking for love and i think that about summaries everything wrong with the “T” party of the community

20 FUCKING DAYS NO CORRECRION THIS IS SO WMBARSSING FUUCK

I MEANT TO SAY LUSTING FUCK MY LIFE

status: listing after trannies 😜

walk in the doctors office and self immolate

watching degrassi to feel closer to drake

my future wife is probably fucking some other girls brains out rn whatever idec

smoking a little crack /srs

tuck your fucking shirt in faggot

my taste in music low key misogynistic

fuckin harry potter bruh

“don’t use q tips in your ears!!” ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?

manager at work asked me to stop referring to customers as “gay” and “fucking queer” behind their backs but there’s not really much she can actually do about it is there :/// 🤷‍♀️

i’d probably be a trillionaire if drugs didn’t exist