Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

This is awesome

It's all commercials and waiting around, If it wasn't already the most popular sport in the US no one would give a shit

Build high speed rail now.

I think it would be the same way they would be able to vote in the NYC Mayoral election

(Same goes for gas, end of)

Arms Length

Was at an emo show last week and one of the openers tried making a joke about asking Chat GPT something and we all reflexively booed them and the bassist panicked and went "guys it's a joke we dont use that shit"

www.maptap.gg April 14
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Final score: 961

I love women with AuDHD it's like having a conversation with the big board

aw jeez! i hope the fire's ok

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Guys is it bad when you leave the office and everyone says goodbye with a tone of depressing finality?

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

Being a sicko pays for itself

Go see that indie band, and that d3 team

STOP PLAYING GOD BLESS AMERICA AT SPORTING EVENTS.

If I have to listen to one more coworker cheer on that corporate transphobe I will give myself CTE

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom.

It's for me....except for the 40 grand part

Fuck the Yankees

The “Christian” men in sports NEVER have time to speak out on their violent teammates. The ones that serial cheat, have kids out of wedlock, but it’s gay people they have all the energy for.
Religious Psychosis is real.

On one hand, trucks. On the other, just doing objectively dumb shit like rolling an underwater loan into their new purchase because the cupholder is weird.

Trans Lives are more important than your nostalgia in case anyone was wondering 🩵🤍🩷

I love you, Wikipedia.

it's impossible to predict every downstream consequence of Woke 2 but it will manifest itself in hundreds of small ways

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

Rationale Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

every time you repost this image a trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies

You know what to do

Because everything he does now reeks of market manipulation, and it makes me wish they traded him already