Met a boy for drinks over the weekend and the topic of who you share a birthday with showed up and after i said my birthday this man immediately pulled his phone out and put it in his calendar which is honestly just beyond sexy

Well thank god that Irish man being held in a US concentration camp may have committed some crimes. Our valiant crime correspondents have saved Micheál Martin from an awkward position by letting us know the guy deserves his ill fate.

Been drinking the last two weekends and the thought of a bag didnt even cross my mind let's go 💪

Happy birthday to the album of all time

It's been a big week #cdsky

The toppings look gorgeous in fairness but needs another 5 or 6 minutes in the oven

Jesus christ even the dough looks boiled

Some jalapeno if im feelin it

I do love a pineapple w/ cajun chicken and black olives now tbf

God id never wear airpods

Just got back in touch with an old best friend ive not spoken to in like 5 years and man it feels fucking great

Oh my god, absolutely gorgeous i lowkey need

Oh i bet they write BEAUTIFULLY

Went into town bc i had vol 4.of gideon falls put aside for me but they had the first two house of slaughters and i am nothing if not @jamesthefourth.bsky.social's bitch i see his name and the money leaves my bank account immediately

This is so good i cant 😭😭

Bród Shona! 🏳️‍🌈

That makes so much sense to me (complimentary)

Im looking [dis]respectfully

Good night gay people who live in my phone happy pride weekend x

Are my vtt dnd backdrops so far perfect? Not at all.
Will they do? Sure?

This is for, like, vtt playing so the players aren't just looking at a blank screen and you know what I think it works just fine

"But if I don't use ai how will I show the players what everything looks like?"
Bro a) it's dungeons and dragons it's about imagination and b) I have very limited artistic skills and I whacked this out in 20 minutes max. Legit all you need.

A random priest is in this dnd one shot im working on so OBVIOUSLY i had to make a god or two

Lowkey did it's job too well because I was listening to Ethel Cain while making these and I am in anguish over these poor kids

Working on a D&D one shot where the party are trying to find missing (dead) kids is it cruel if they find pictures of all the dead children to make them feel that extra level of empathy towards them? (Also I just realised two of them have the same pose but it's a trek to change it now)

I just wanted to do a one shot about an evil tooth fairy in a small village why am i writing religious history of an entire world rn, why do all the npcs have family crests, why is it quickly becoming an antimonarchist homebrew campaign, why does D&D have me in its clutches so bad

Tuesday was my first in person d&d game in like 6 months and now i gotta wait a whole nother month i am going to go insane

Every decision i make in D&D is based on how likely i think it is to lead me to marry a satyr