back in this soup

im done with the metaverse and twitterlite im going back to tumblr 🫡

please… don’t bring your kids to the gym

made a mug cake in a bowl and it cooked much more evenly than in a mug. smh

Imagine being in his brain. You couldn't handle it.

starting wearing eyeliner and my bangs down again. recession indicators?

digicam edition

being responsible is a burden. some people r out here doing whatever and I’d love to live that free

babey boy

microdosing quitting dramatically by just leaving unannounced to get a coffee

EOD cookie update

if they made a little ipod shuffle that played spotify and audible i'd buy it

jobhuntering and jobgathering

weekend trip to NYC in a couple months and im spending the most time planning how 2 take a Peloton Studios live class everything else is whims and fancies

why does everything need a verification code? just trust me bro

There’s something about Ste/phen King’s writing that I just can’t get into. I want to like him so bad but I can’t deal with his style!! Does anyone have any recommendations for similar authors but like… not for retirees?

adjusting my mindset “i want to quit right now and disappear into a national park” at least my job pays me enough to have the disposable income to order $30 ubereats lunch to deal with shit ass problem projects/coworkers today

im so glad i cut all my hair off

returning to my roots (unhinged thrillers)
💙📚

“non-dairy creamer” then why does my tummy hurt????? 🕵️‍♀️

i worked from home for 2 days in a row and walked into the office today without feeling the desire to quit on the spot. Who knew!

I bought the worst quest bar flavor (birthday cake) in bulk from grocery outlet so now every time i buy a regular flavor from the gas station it’s like a special treat

new year new me tbh: new glasses, tattoo appt booked, haircut booked, stretching my ears more, applying for better jobs

[redacted] please view my resume

nothing hits like 1 beer at 6,238 ft elevation

thank u 🙏

post your pets and who they’re named after 🐾

vegan yogurt with actual protein content wherefore art thou (fr pls send recs)

earthquak??

i am a romance hater but this was a cute first (audio)book of the year and i will probably listen to the sequel while i send my little work emails

💙📚 #booksky