update

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

The exact opposite of a waxer 😭

Groundhog saw its shadow so six more billion dollars to isr—

hell yeah man we eat all kinds of critters

Live: Man shot by federal agents in south Minneapolis this morning, witnesses say A video appears to shows federal agents wrestling a man to the ground then shooting him.

️Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara says the man shot by federal agents this morning has died

May have to put my chickens up in the garage for the next week

Communities are rising up to stand against agents of the state roaming the streets and going door to door kidnapping everyone from children to elders and the best these losers can come up with is to not fight back because it may lead to some other violence. Cowards through and through.

oh yeah, that brain is jello

This nail glue is actually a little too good, week later and I’m a little afraid of how they’re not even wiggling yet

Changing jobs last year was crazy stressful and just a lateral move but it really is wild how much more I enjoy the job and atmosphere

oops! Today fail

I didn’t do too great at my first attempt at a winter garden but it was pretty neat to go get some kale out of there for some soup mid-January

yes it’s a slop bowl but homemade and tasty 🫶

Turns out these little jam advent calendar jars are perfect for taking soy sauce to work

sock patching is DONE now to see if it survives the wash (I did take care of my ends after this photo)

It was like cafeteria scrambled eggs 😩

turned it into a slop plate with some halloumi, beets, cream cheese and jalopenos

I grated some tofu to prepare and unfortunately it made the worst texture ever

I get my brows done like once a year and the girl commented on how they were a good shape but she was having to put wax all the way down to the bottom of my cheekbones lmaooo

“Look at the beautiful colors of my photo!” yeah man not to be a hater but the road is blue you got the saturation up so high

I’m fine with mine except when they stick straight up

Oh no there’s a one-eyed cat at the shelter I need to sponsor immediately

What’s the Canadian banjo zone equivalent

I’m getting inundated on social media between plasma donation centers and Canada looking for professionals to move there, very normal stuff

Bluesky has to have bots bc no way are there real people with ”Kamala is my hero” in their bio trying to follow my account randomly

they are only half-done but I’m finally using the molds I’ve had forever

may I introduce the Glass Castle to this conversation

why does bsky not allow you to turn off individual‘s reposts yet

fwiw those blue wool socks you got me have held up much better and when I did have to patch them they weren’t as difficult or extensive as this 😤