Go home and take an edible soldier

two men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop . ALT: two men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop .

I do this but say niggas also

It’s a rite of passage

Here lies Rick
Got too lippy with a mall cop in trumps America.

I realize a large part of my distaste for AI and AI 'consciousness' is because I don't want to own slaves

Made my 73 year old neighbor hit the pen his ass said “Oh wow”

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FOUR OZEMPOC COMMERCIALS

Me and @coconutzus.bsky.social at the big fat fatty showing of marty supreme apparently!

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

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Bro got bored of being on the lamb and thought “let’s get some pussy”

The Roofman is a story of a really audacious white guy

i like pink

Welcome

A pfp I did for my lovely bf @redribbonrick.bsky.social

My best of the year in order

you don't know me

6:41pm

How it feels to talk about anything i'm interested in to someone

a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing his finger

“Will you pray for me?”

Beautiful princess I must destroy the prince

She who will not be named been eating off that monster verse for FIFTEEN years.

Were you unctual?

Much like Marty Mauser, I too tell beautiful women that they’re behaving exactly like my mother.

4:10pm