Advertisement Β· 728 Γ— 90

Posts by Unofficial Unicorn Overlord

Post image

Repost if you'd give it a hole 😈

4 days ago 2028 246 45 11
Post image Post image

Can’t read the brand on my jockstrap band without some heavy lifting. #FatpadFriday #BeefyBoy

4 days ago 686 38 9 0
Post image

Happy Fat Boy Friday! Or I guess Fit Boy Friday for me?

1 week ago 1312 120 25 2
Video

Cut week 3/8 (total progress week 13/18 for this bulk/cut).
Not super happy with my cut progress, the needle hasn't moved on the scale at all. Maybe I'm losing and building at the same time?

1 week ago 147 9 4 0
Post image

Fuck this needs your mouth on it...
#FCF #5DayLoad

1 week ago 395 22 14 1
Video

Also. A pit check for the good boys.

1 week ago 644 51 18 2
Post image Post image

Your daddy hoss has be horny all day at work. Now that I’m home, you know Wht time it is don’t ya now? 😈 #hoss #gayunicorn #gaytrucker #bulge #horsecock

1 week ago 158 15 2 0

Better to be vain than self conscious and insecure πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. Feeling sexy in your body is awesome

1 week ago 5 0 0 0
Advertisement

Hot damn πŸ₯΅

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
Post image

POV: You’re being a good boy under my desk 😈

(I actually didn’t know these pants had a rip until I took this lmao)

1 month ago 422 18 14 2
Post image Post image Post image

Went to Chicago for their Belly Up! event, but I forgot to take photos πŸ˜… here is my outfit at least πŸ˜›

Clubs/Bars are NOT my scene, but I’m glad I challenged myself to try something new. Met some really cool people!

((Repost cuz I realized I should’ve mirrored the image))

2 weeks ago 643 25 27 0

Mine is only good for those who wanna get fat and massive πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

2 weeks ago 203 14 9 0
Video

Dad’s growth serum on tap. Drink up lads #dadseed #bigdad

2 weeks ago 1746 216 27 6
Post image

A merry Tummy Tuesday for you all πŸ’•

2 weeks ago 683 31 13 0
Post image

Quick sauna today-hump day means so much to do!!!

2 weeks ago 478 16 6 0
Post image

Softie while doing laundry #choreday #silicone #gayunicorn

3 weeks ago 239 13 2 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

January, February, Marchx2 πŸ₯©πŸ’ͺ

3 weeks ago 646 29 13 1
Post image

A high school girlfriend once sent me a tape cassette with Carly Simon’s β€œYou’re So Vain” with no context. Almost 30 years later I’m posting shit like this. I guess in some ways, I really haven’t grown. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜… Anyway, I felt pretty, in a middle-aged overfed housecat sort of way.

3 weeks ago 1387 113 37 2
Advertisement
Man with nose ring and beige shirt that says more poppers less coppers

Man with nose ring and beige shirt that says more poppers less coppers

Off work and it's my Friday!

3 weeks ago 278 5 10 1
Post image

Belly but make it gym.

3 weeks ago 650 45 10 0
Post image

boara tiddies

4 weeks ago 369 25 4 0

Chomps da cutie

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Post image

Le Sploosh!

4 weeks ago 624 30 13 1
Video

πŸ†πŸ’¦

1 year ago 433 41 9 1
Video

The day of fat cocks is upon us again! Glory Holealujah! By way of tribute I offer up this video from earlier in the week
#JO #facial #SelfFacial #CumFountain #FCF #BigLoad #Verbal #DadBod #bear #JockStrap #CBT

1 month ago 498 52 14 0
Post image

Happy #FlexFriday! I need to try to run a brush through my beard before taking some of these pics, lol

1 month ago 285 5 8 1
Advertisement
Video

Beached brute 🍱

1 month ago 1031 93 23 1
Post image

I can't crush you but maybe I could smush you

1 month ago 1547 138 38 3
Post image

Wide Bull Wednesday #TBRU πŸ’ͺ🏼

1 month ago 433 23 5 0
Post image

Yes?

1 month ago 58 3 2 0