Repost if you'd give it a hole π
Posts by Unofficial Unicorn Overlord
Happy Fat Boy Friday! Or I guess Fit Boy Friday for me?
Cut week 3/8 (total progress week 13/18 for this bulk/cut).
Not super happy with my cut progress, the needle hasn't moved on the scale at all. Maybe I'm losing and building at the same time?
Also. A pit check for the good boys.
Your daddy hoss has be horny all day at work. Now that Iβm home, you know Wht time it is donβt ya now? π #hoss #gayunicorn #gaytrucker #bulge #horsecock
Better to be vain than self conscious and insecure π€·π»ββοΈ. Feeling sexy in your body is awesome
Hot damn π₯΅
POV: Youβre being a good boy under my desk π
(I actually didnβt know these pants had a rip until I took this lmao)
Went to Chicago for their Belly Up! event, but I forgot to take photos π
here is my outfit at least π
Clubs/Bars are NOT my scene, but Iβm glad I challenged myself to try something new. Met some really cool people!
((Repost cuz I realized I shouldβve mirrored the image))
Mine is only good for those who wanna get fat and massive π€·π»ββοΈ
A merry Tummy Tuesday for you all π
Quick sauna today-hump day means so much to do!!!
Softie while doing laundry #choreday #silicone #gayunicorn
January, February, Marchx2 π₯©πͺ
A high school girlfriend once sent me a tape cassette with Carly Simonβs βYouβre So Vainβ with no context. Almost 30 years later Iβm posting shit like this. I guess in some ways, I really havenβt grown. π¬π Anyway, I felt pretty, in a middle-aged overfed housecat sort of way.
Man with nose ring and beige shirt that says more poppers less coppers
Off work and it's my Friday!
Belly but make it gym.
boara tiddies
Chomps da cutie
Le Sploosh!
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The day of fat cocks is upon us again! Glory Holealujah! By way of tribute I offer up this video from earlier in the week
#JO #facial #SelfFacial #CumFountain #FCF #BigLoad #Verbal #DadBod #bear #JockStrap #CBT
Happy #FlexFriday! I need to try to run a brush through my beard before taking some of these pics, lol
Beached brute π±
I can't crush you but maybe I could smush you
Wide Bull Wednesday #TBRU πͺπΌ
Yes?